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Nellie was bored, very bored. Oh what to do she thought as she looked around the house for things to do. There was nothing good on TV, Amy and Dan were at school, and of course, the house was spotless thanks to the lovely maid Arina so she couldn't busy herself cleaning. Sighing, she sat down on the couch in the living room, and then she pulled out her phone, and grinned. Of course, why hadn't she thought of it before! Prank calls! She dialed Hamilton's phone number, not being able to think of anyone else to prank call and waited for him to answer. After four rings, he did answer. (AN: Everything Hamilton says will be in normal font, but everything Nellie says will be in Italics)
"Helloooo? This is Hamilton," Hamilton answered.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU! YOU KISSED YOLONDA! UGH! I HATE YOU! WE'RE THROUGH!" Nellie made her voice sound high and squeaky.
"Huh? Who is this?"
"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SAY HI TO THE HUMAN PERSON PATRICK!"
"WHAT THE FUDGE CAKES!"
"Cause baby you're a firework! Even brighter than the moon moon! It's always been inside of you you youuu!" Nellie sang.
"OH MY GOD! ARE YOU KATY PERRY?"
"NO! I'm Darth Vader's daughter!"
"Darth Vader's got a daughter? Who's your mom?"
"Erm, Jennifer Lopez?"
"FOR REAL?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Nellie screamed.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Nellie kept screaming for a while.
"WHAT THE TURTLE IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"You stole my potato!" She sobbed into the phone.
"THAT IS IT! IF THIS IS YOU ALEX! YOU'RE A DEA-"
Nellie had hung up, and was laughing so hard she fell off the couch. Well that was interesting, she made a mental note to introduce this new concept of prank calling to Amy, and Dan.
Written in five minutes, all of it! Aren't I smart? This was just a test run, I'm gonna make more stuff like this, that'll be much longer, and less random but will reveal many many secrets of the Cahills. Pick two people who should prank call each other :D reviewww, that button likes you!