30 ways to piss off someone
1. When their favorite song is playing, skip it immediately.
2. Turn to them and say, "I am NOT (your name)"
3. When they are talking to you immediately reply, "Shut your mouth when your talking to me."
4. Randomly walk up to someone and say very softly, "and the pickles"
5. When they are sitting in an empty room, come and sit on there lap and complain about how there is no room.
6. Sit very close to them on an empty couch.
7. When you are looking at pictures in their house, say, "who's this funny lookin person?"
8. when that person is them
9. point out the obvious
10. Glare at them and tell them that you are on to them
11. Sing their favorite song very badly.
12. Answer 'why' to everything they say
13. Say you ran over their dog
14. Then when they freak out say 'April Fools!'
15. When its March
16. Scream randomly
17. And tell them that you have 'Scremoitius'
18. Steal their bed sheets
19. Wear their pj's and get very angry when they say they are theirs
20. When they say something tell them they say it wrong
21. When they are behind you, turn around and stare at them until the turn around
22. then turn around when they look at you
23. Bite them
24. In conspicuously
25. When they try to talk, make random noise
26. Call them 'Sue' and when they try to say that their name is not Sue say
'Yea sure Sue'
27. Breath on their car window and claim in an awed voice that 'Jack Frost' has been here
28. Consult them very seriously about their bed wetting problem
29. Tell them that you don't appreciate their sass talk
30. Play their video games and make them lose every time