FIRST ONE SHOT - TWO/JAMIE

Jamie looked around the crowded plaza, scanning it for any sign of the Doctor. Where could he have gotten off to? All Jamie had done was go and spend the money he had given him on ice creams, and by the time he had gotten back to the fountain, his boyfriend was nowhere in sight.

Jamie was just about to sit on the edge of the fountain and wait for the Doctor, when a voice called his name above the crowd.

"Jamie! Jamie, over here!" Jamie grinned. There the Doctor was, standing in front of a department store on the opposite end. How did he not notice him? The Scotsman walked through the crowd, careful not to run into a young mother with her child in a stroller, until he stood next to the Doctor.

"Ye can't jus'' walk away like that." Jamie grumbled playfully, attempting to peck the Doctor on the cheek while holding two melting chocolate ice cream cones.

"Walk away?!" the Doctor exclaimed in shock, pulling one of his faces. "I did no such thing! I was standing here the whole time- you were the one that wandered off."

"We were standing by the fountian. I said that I was going to get ice creams and for you tae wait for me, but ye just walked off without a word!" Jamie then took the Doctor's hand and placed one of the cones in it. The Doctor looked at it, then at Jamie, a devilish look in his eye. Jamie saw this look, and out of habit, began to back away.

"No. No, I donae know what you're planning, but whatever it is-" He didn't get to finish his sentence before a lukewarm, half-melted ice cream cone was plunged into his face. Jamie spluttered, trying to push the Doctor's hand away, but the Time Lord stood firm.

"That'll teach you to make sure I hear you before you wander off." he said, like a teacher berating a child. Jamie made a small noise of disbelif.

"I wandered off? You wandered off!" he began to wipe the chocolate off his face.

"I think I would've known if I had wandered off myself, Jamie." the Doctor remarked. Jamie sighed. The cone for himself had fallen in the scuffle, and he was sure that they had caused a boatload of attention.

"Ach, look what ye did. That was the money ye gave me. Are ye proud of yourself?" The Doctor just laughed, and placed a firm kiss on the Scot's mouth.

"Very. Because I wouldn't have a chance to do that." Jamie felt himself turning beet red in the sun, but the Doctor just laughed and did it again. Jamie couldn't help but smile at his antics.

"Well, if that's how you want this evening to end, I guess I'll have to comply. Come on. Let's go back to the TARDIS."

"That's not what I was trying to say... but never mind." The Doctor grinned and grabbed Jamie's hand, dropping the cone on the ground. "Let's go!"