Big Time Rush Goes on a Camping Trip
A/N This is my first fanfict
Kendall *Ahh yeah baby don't stop doing that.*
Jo *Yeah baby I know.*
Kendall *You should suck me.*
James's Mom *Don't forget to put on sunscreen.*
James *Just like you said last time.*
James's Mom *I'm going to the bathroom don't go until I see you put on sunscreen.*
James (Closes the door).
Sandy *Can I have your autograph?*
James *Yeah you go*
Sandy *You should totally give me your cell #.*
James * Here I'll write it down.*
Sandy *Call me sometime.*
James *Maybe if I have time.*
Sandy *Do you have a girlfriend.*
James *No.*
Sandy *Let's go out.*
James *That'll be nice.*
Sandy *Want to go swimming.*
James *Sure.*
Sandy *Let's go.*
Kendall *That was some very good sex.*
Jo *I know.*
Kendall *I'm going to go take a shower.*
Sandy *Come on babe the water's take off your swimtrunks and join me.*
James (Takes off swimtrunks).
Sandy *I told you this was great.*
Sandy *Do you want to do something?*
James *I would be delighted to.*
Sandy *Babe what's that?*
James *What's what?*
Sandy *It looks like a crab.*
James *A crab? Get it off get it off.*
Sandy *There it's off.*
James *Thanks for getting it off.*
Sandy *No problem.*
James *I'm going to get going.*
Sandy *I'll see you later.*
Kendall *What the H E double hockey sticks are you doing?*
James *Nothing.*
Kendall *You're doing something.*
James *No I'm not*
Kendall * Yes you are because you wouldn't have that recording camera.*
James *This totally is going on fb.*
Kendall *Don't worry I'll get you back.*
James *What are we going to eat for dinner?*
Kendall *That's a surprise.*
Kendall *Everybody get dressed.*
Logan *Where are we going.*
Kendall *Camping.*
Carlos *Cool and fabuloso at the same time.*
Kendall *Help me load the things in the RV.*
James *K.*
Kendall *Help me lift the last thing.*
Kendall *Everyone ready to go?*
Logan *Yeah.*
Kendall *Let's get this show on the road.*
James *Let's get cooking with piggy-tailedKeysha
James *We're going to need some macaroni,hot dogs,bread,and ramen
James *See you open the macaroni like this then add the cheese.*
James *Don't be lookin' at my boobies.*
James *Then put the macaroni in the microwave.*
Carlos *What are you doing?*
James *Making a cooking show.*
James *Then we go add the hot dogs in the pot up in here.*
James *Which ramen should we cook?*
James *I don't know pork has the swine flu and the roasted chicken not fried pork it is.*
James *You add the water in like this then put the noodles in.*
James *The macaroni is done and it came out perfect.*
James *Let's see if the hot dogs are ready.*
James *Will you pick up my wig Logan?*
Logan *Here you go.*
James *Those hot dogs are ready up in here.*
Carlos *Can I borrow that recording camera?*
James *No.*
Carlos *I'll bring it back when I'm done.*
Carlos *Thanks for letting me borrow it.*
James *But I didn't let you borrow it.*
Carlos *Hi I'm Carlos one of the band memebers of Big Time Rush.*
Carlos *Yep he's asleep hopefully he doesn't wake up.*
Logan *You were videotaping me while I was sleeping.*
Carlos *That's a lie what you're telling me.*
Logan*I'm totally going to get you back.*
James *Can I have my recording camera back?*
Carlos *Yeah sure here you go.*
James*We're back with piggy-tailedKeysha we were just taking our commercial break.*
James *See you put the soup base in.*
James *Next you put the bread,macaroni,and ramen.*
James*This is a great snack that you and yo family will enjoy.*
James *Bye everyone hoped you liked the recipe.*
Logan *What is that?*
James *Hot dog sandwich.*
Logan *That looks wierd.*
Kendall *We're here.*
Kendall *Let's set the things up.*
James *I'll help after I go to the bathroom.*
Carlos *What was that for?*
Logan *That's a little payback for videotaping me.*
Logan *I'm going to go do something.*
Carlos *Where are you going?*
Logan *I'm not telling anyway you don't deserve to know.*
Carlos *Well I guess I'm going to have CIA here.*
Logan *Why would the CIA come out here anyway.*
Carlos *I dunno.
Bear *Hi Logan.*
Logan *How do know my name and how can you talk to me?*
Bear *Because I'm a talking bear.*
Bear *I like yo music and I am a fan.*
Bear *Can I have your autograph?*
Logan *Sure here you go.*
Bear *Thanks.*
Kendall *Where's James?*
Carlos *I don't know.*
Kimberley *Hey James want to do something?*
James *No.*
Kimberley *Let's do it anyway.*
Kimberley *You and you go tie James down.*
James *I gotta get out of here.*
Kimberley *You go lock the doors and windows.*
James (Screams like a girl).
Kelly *Hey James let's go something.*
James *I don't want to do anything.*
Kelly *Let's go right now.*
Kelly *Yeah I know you like that.*
Kelly *James get back here we weren't finished.*
James *My clothes!*
Kelly *Come here and do something with me and you can have your clothes back.*
Kelly *Let's get started.*
Logan *I'm hungry.*
Kendall *We have food you can eat.*
Logan *Let's go inside.*
Carlos *This is some good food.*
Kendall *Are we going to tell stories cause I have a good one?*
Kelly *That was amazing James.*
Kelly *Before you leave can I have your autograph?*
James *Sure.*