Author's Note: I know a lot of people have been doing this ever since, but I wanna join! Para happy happy rin! Sali rin ako? Okay?
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, his friends, his enemies, his sword, his everything, blah blah, or the Saw series...
Subaru: I apologize. What he meant to say was-
Rikuo: Wait. SHE'S a HE?! •_•;;;
Inuyasha on Crack
1: You Wanna Die?
Kagome woke up to the sound of metal scraping against concrete. She blinked, but all she saw was darkness. She tried to move, but she felt something tied to her arms and legs.
She was frickin tied on a chair for some reason.
The scraping noise stopped, and the sounds of footsteps replaced it. Kagome gulped nervously, hoping it wasn't going to reveal some kind of murderer like in those Saw movies.
But when light filled the dark space, it showed otherwise.
Kagome tried to keep her temper in check. "Inuyasha?"
The white-haired teen innocently stood by a doorway, one hand on a light switch and another holding a kitchen knife. His hair was sticking out with... hair gel? "Oh, you're alive."
"ALIVE?! UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW, OR I'LL-"
But she stopped when she looked around his neck. The prayer beads were gone.
"You can't say that fucking word no more, so get used to it." Inuyasha leaned by the doorway and swung the knife around.
"WHY AM I TIED UP?!"
"SHH! Relax, I ain't gonna kill you, after all, this is for a good cause."
"Huh? What good cause? What's going on?"
Suddenly Souta appeared from the air and pointed at his sister. "LET THE INITIATION BEGIN!"
The kid now flipped the light switch off, and shone a flashlight underneath his head. He looked at Kagome, a stern look on his face.
"Do you, Kagome Higurashi, swear that you will always be tied to Inu-no-nii-chan for as long as you both live?"
For the first time, Kagome felt totally afraid of her brother, so she didn't really hear what he said. "Y-yes!"
"Okay, Inu-no-nii-chan! Do it!"
"Just get over it already-Wait, what? Are you guys-ARGH! IMMA KILL YOU!" she started bouncing on the chair, still bound by the ropes.
Inuyasha shrugged and placed his hand on the side of the chair, pushing it backwards until the backside touched the wall. Kagome stared at him with utter shock.
"You might wanna leave, Souta."
Souta nodded, and scampered off. Kagome closed her eyes as the hanyou raised his knife...
...only to hear the sound of ropes being cut from her arms and legs.
She opened her eyes and saw both her arms andd legs free. Rubbing them, she turned to find Inuyasha crouched in front of her, knife still in hand.
"Well? I got ya good for a first time prank."
"WHAT, WAS, THAT, FOR?!" She yelled at him, grabbing the collar of his kimono and shook him hard, his head hitting the floor.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop! I thought these were what guys in your time do when they want girls to notice them! Fuck! I even had to look like those "bad boy" things!"
She stopped, and let go of his collar. A small blush stained her cheeks. He... wanted to get her attention? Was he... trying to court her?!
"No. Next time, don't believe everything Souta says. And why do you have a knife?"
"Oh, for something, something whatever. Shit, my head-huh?" He looked to see the prayer beads back on his neck. "Aw, fuck."
"Wow. You were trying to look cool and all, but hiding these wasn't in your top priority."
Inuyasha just nervously chuckled. "Ehehe, right, about that... I have a question."
"Yeah?"
He smirked at her. "Do you wanna live at all?"
Kagome just stared at him.
And stared,
And stared,
And stared.
And she laughed. "Wow, stupid question. Ahahaha! You're so funny!" Then they both started to laugh.
Suddenly Inuyasha pointed the knife at her face, his voice serious. "No seriously do you want to live?"
And Kagome screamed.
"SIT!"
Author's Note: And that's it. Didn't expect the ending, huh? Crack people. Random stuff happens everytime.