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Sam's POV

As usually it was time for Jake's annual new year's eve party. Everyone was going to be there laughing, dancing, having a kick awesome time…well that is everyone BUT ME! Unfortunately for me, my mom and I don't have the same sense of humor, so when I decided to tie her beloved cat to the Christmas tree that has been set up since Christmas Day last week with some rather nice ribbon she freaked.

"Samantha Puckett!!! You are grounded until school starts back on the fifth of January!!!" mom cried.

"Are you freakin' serious. Me grounded, ha. Besides you know Jake's party is tomorrow night," I said coolly gliding past her to grab a few slices of left over Christmas ham.

"I'm not joking around Samantha. I'm sick of your disrespectful attitude and until you learn how to behave the only party you'll be going to is the one in your room," mom said sternly as she took the slices of ham away from me. "Now I'm going to eat this while me and the cat take a peaceful soak in our new matching bikinis," and with that she began to walk thorough to the living room.

"It's winter! You do realize that don't you!!" I yelled after her. Great, the biggest bash of the year and I can't go! This is the definition of Jank!

This is my first Seddie fic J Please read and review. The next chapter will be up shortly (and I mean like later today).