My first FFVII fanfic! And it's pure crack! Lmao, it's also super short. It's based off this pic I found on I laughed so hard when I saw it I decided to convert it into a fanfic!

Here's the link to the pic: .com/art/cloud-and-BIATCH-46432160

*Disclaimer

I don't own Final Fantasy VII or any of its characters. That awesome privilege belongs to Square Enix! I don't own the idea for this fanfic or Cloud's convo. I just own the stuff that led up to it and Tifa's reaction really.

Cloud's Hidden Self

"We're going to the park now Tifa?" asked Marlene, looking up at the black haired girl with a wide smile. Tifa smiled back at the little brown haired girl. "That's right Marly. It's such a nice afternoon, we should be outside," she said, ruffling the younger girl's hair. Marlene smiled and then made a serious face as she thought of something.

"Can Cloud come, Tifa?" she asked, looking up at her elder with wide eyes. Tifa hesitated and then gave a hesitant smile. "Let's go ask him," she said softly.

Tifa took Marlene's hand, and the two girls walked up the stairs to Cloud's room.

Ugh, thought Tifa. I wished she hadn't asked that. Cloud can be so miserable and macho all the time. He'll probably say no. He's so antisocial! And he'll probably make up some excuse like he has to train or something. Men can be so-

Tifa stopped as she approached Cloud's door, frowning. Through the door, it sounded like he was talking to someone. Silencing Marlene with a finger to her lips, Tifa pushed the door open softly.

Cloud was standing in the center of the room, cellphone at his ear.

Oh, thought Tifa. He's on his cell. I wonder who he's talking to-

"Mm-hm. I know!" said Cloud loudly, responding to whoever was on the other line.

Tifa and Marlene froze.

Cloud's eyes went wide in horror and then a girlish pout graced his face, which was then replaced with an expression of 'Oh-no-you-di'n't!'

Tifa's eyes widened. Wow. This was a side of Cloud she hadn't seen before. What the heck were they talking about anyw-

"Yeah, like hell!" exclaimed Cloud, putting one hand on his hip.

"OMG seriously, I can't believe he said that! I was like Oh hells no; you did not just go there! My hair is hells better than yours bitch!" Tifa's mouth slowly dropped as she watched Cloud's head do the sassy circular motion as he 'Mm-hm!' at this and that in the convo. Marlene giggled as she watched the warrior twirl a strand of blonde hair around a finger.

"-and I totally kicked his ass to the curb! I mean seriously, WTH. That douche said my new outfit makes me look metro, I am hell so much more manly!" exclaimed Cloud, examining his nails as he rolled his eyes at whatever his phone pal was saying.

Taking Marlene's hand, Tifa slowly backed away.

Teehee! Super short! Ah well, tell me what you thought of it! And make sure to check out the original pic!

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xoxo, natcat5 ;p