Pyro And Leafy.
An love story.
One day pyrocynical was playing his CS:GO. It was an rainy day. The only thing pyro could hear was russians and the rain dripping down the winndow. He lost an CS:GO match. Pyro cried and said „Its not fair" My team is bullshit he said while whining about how unfair valve makes teams. Pyro needed to be cheered up so he did the only thing that made him happy. He masturbated to foxy but that really didnt make him happy no more. What does this mean? Pyro thought. He queastioned his sexuality and began to wonder. Maybe foxy isnt meant for me? Maybe i need to find something less autistic. As he holded that thought he zipped his pants back up and decided to look for the perfect lover. He found his finest coat opend the door locked it and went outside in the lovley british rain. He walked and walked not knowing what he was gonna achive. „What am i thinking awcourse foxy is the only one for me i maybe just have an erectile dysfunction, yeah problally just that". As he said that he saw a bomb. He knew isis would strike him it was only a matter of time until that would happen. He ran and ran not knowing if he would live. As he ran he slipped and an handsome prince came. His name was Leafy. He felled down into his arm and Leafy gently said into his ears „Its just an prank bro". Pyro knew that this prince was the one. Pyro said „Haha you sure got me. Wanna go like grab a drink or something?" Leafy said „Well sure i guess i owe you one". Pyro said they were going to an resturant but really pyro tricked him and before they knew they were in his house. Leafy said „Wow this is sure an strange resturant". Pyro said „Resturant well the only thing youll be dining on is my sweet foxy dick." Leafy´s cheacks turned took his nearest duck tape and taped sam´s eyes. Before Leafy could do something he was tied to the wall. „HISSS MY REPTILIAN LOVE" Pyro said. Pyro violently fucked leafy´s dick while leafy creid. Leafy couldnt take it no more. Leafy just wanted to go home. The Leaf Boy said „now my turn" as he took the tape off and taped pyro. Pyro was expecting a gentle fuck but Leafy just left. Pyro was real sad and at the end of the day he problally. But pyro will allways remeber his mysterious reptilian lover. HISSSSSSS