Midori and Shinsetsu Present Messing with Soul Society
Midori: All events are told in real time. This week, on 27-
Shinsetsu: one, this isn't 24, and two, why did you say 27?
Dori: that's how many hours in a day there are, right?
Shin-en: no. an apology to all of you intelligent people out there, Midori is a dumbass.
Dori: am not. Anyways I am your superior so apologize to me.
Shin-en: sorry midori-taichou.
Dori: I forgive you dear fukutaichou.
Shin-en: well, let's just get on to the show.
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"Hey, taichou, what're we gonna do today?" pondered Shinsetsu out loud. "I don't know… I have all this paperwork I gotta do…" was Midori's reply. "So you're gonna do paperwork all day?" shinsetsu was taken aback, as usually her taichou's goal in life was to avoid work at all. "Naw. There's a simpler way to do paperwork." Of course, Shinsetsu thought. "And how is that?" she said, doubting her captain's powers. "Why, we kidnap Byakuya and Renji and force them to do the paperwork at zampakuto point."
Byakuya knew something was up. He didn't know what, but he could sense it. "Renji, do you feel alright today?" byakuya asked his fukutaichou. Surprised, renji dropped his chili-dog into his lap. Usually his captain ignored his presence or criticized his background. "No… I think you're losing it or something." Renji should have known better, but unfortunately he was a moron. Byakuya reached for senbonzakura. "scat-" he began. "Follow me. Your lives depend on it. You too, chili crotch." a voice came from behind them. A figure dressed ridiculously similar to what the Japanese called a ninja appeared. Then another more practically dressed one in a simple set of black sweats and ski mask appeared.
He woke up lying next to his still unconscious fukutaichou. Where the hell am I? He wondered. Then he recognized her office. He was in the office of the head of the shunko corps. Good, he thought. Midori and Shinsetsu saved me from those two crazy women. The two crazy women returned to the room.
"I am not a crazy woman and I brought you here to do my paperwork! Now get started!" Midori had a good future in fortune telling. Byakuya and Renji spent 3 hours working on paperwork while Midori and Shinsetsu practiced the ancient Japanese art of karaoke in the next room.
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(((((Authors Note))))) You may have noticed in my introduction that I shortened Shinsetsu's name to Shin-en. Shinsetsu means relaxed or peaceful, but Shin-en means buddy. Some of you may recognize me from my other story, Bleach in the Morning from my role as host Kitty-sama. Contrary to popular belief, I don't have writer's block and am not ending bleach in the morning, quite the opposite, my mind is so ripe with ideas for new stories I will be posting like crazy after the completed repairs to my damned computer. Love from Soul Society… Kitty-sama!!