Kailey Swann woke up and got out of bed. It was like very cold, and the stony floor with the black leather carpit even colder. She put on her morning robe of red satin and black lace, and went to the bed again. It was so cold, lik in the ice age sept there was none mammut. Then some person knocked on the door.

"Kailey, are you dressed?"

It was just herdaddy, Matthew Swann the governor of Tortuga. He came inside.

"Still in bed? Get up!" he sait.

"ok, ok" Kailey said on gt of her four-poster bed which was made out of a very rare sort of red and black wood, with curtains of black silk. Two au pairs came in with a black leather trunk and put it on the bed.

"I have a gift for you!" my father said. I opened the trunk and pulled out a dark blue dress in you know medieval style, with black and white lace all over it. It was made two show my beautiful breasts, and my hour-glass figure. It came to her knees. people tell me im so pretty all the time, though I don't always believe em. People only like me becos my dad is the govner of Tortuga. Nobody undertsnads the rel me. Leftenant Grooves, my ex-boyfriend always told me how pretty I was but he was an ashole cos he was in the loyal navy and they don't like pirates so whatever. I want adventure and pirate. She put on the dress behind a screen and her father left. She let her long, cherry red hair hang down to her knees. Underneath I put on a black thong and red bots. Lol, omg I love those boots. I looked in the mirror and put on a lot of eyeliner and blue eyesshadow to match her dress. The au piar said:

"Omg, ur so pretty!".

I smiled at her and said:

"Thank u, sometimes I just wish people wouldn't tell me all the time because verybody says it but I don't thin k so "

Down in the hall, Willy Turner was talking to my siaster, Lizzy. She was dressed in a really ugly gold dress, and her hair looked wird. Shes head out of heels in love with willy turner and he like her too. But then we went into our karriege and went to this party.

It was suddenly ver hot and lizzie wasn't filling well. And Grooves and his friend named after that razor company whas there. Grooves looked like, a idiot in his stoopid uniform. And he wore that wig that looos lik a cow poo, only white on his head. Eeeewieee.

Then his boss, comadore norintown came and asked lizzy to take a walk and she was like 'hell, no' but went with him anyway. Then grooves walked over to me and said:

"hey babe!" I was just about to punch him in the face, when noringtown yelled: "LIZZZYYYYY!"

I ran up to him, and saw that lizzy had fallen into the lake. I pulled of jmy dress so you could see my bubbies(hihi ^^) and jumped in, after her, but in the water this really weird guys was holding lizzy. I thought he was raping her, so I punched him in the face with my gun. Then I took lizzie out of the ocean and norintown was rilly angry. The guy I punched inn the face was a pirate!11!111!(dundunDUUNNN).

"Your going to die" norintown said. But the guy was so hot so I went up and kissed him to make grooves jellyus. H was like so angry at me snoging this hot pirayte guy. Kaiyley laughed at him(groovesn not Jackie). Then suddenly the hot pirate grabbed lizzy and said his name was jack sparrow and he wanted his shotgun back. Then he flet.

Me and lizzie was in my room, and I was wearing a transparent babydol dress.

"norintown wants me to marry him and he will kill me if I don't but I love will" lizzy said, but then there was canons outside and bombs. I pulled out my gun and ran to fight the people.

I hope yall like it. Don't flame or anyting, ok? Next chapter someone is have sex so watch out!