AIM: I don't own mermaid melody.
Caution: the following is very random. So if you don't want to, don't read it. I made it just for a laugh. There will be more soon. Some long, some short.
"So you see, in girl sleep over fights they say 'pillow fiiight!' and play with pillows," he said gesturing towards a picture with two girls in their pajamas hitting each other with pillows and laughing, he had obviously drawn these.
"And as you can see here," he continued gesturing towards the picture just below them, of two boys in their pajamas, which were just plain shirts and their boxers or shorts, holding up mattresses while one boy was shouting, 'Mattress fiiight!' while the other said, 'Bring it bitch!'
"Boys use mattresses so it has been confirmed that, boy sleepovers are not gay." He finished as he took a bow and the whole class burst into laughter.
His teacher raised her eyebrow and said, "Kaito Domoto-san, there was not a single thing in there about the human heart and how it works."
Kaito looked at her and smirked, "Well if they didn't have hearts then wouldn't they die ma'am? How would they be able to have sleepovers and mattress/pillow fights?"
She looked at him and said bluntly, "Detention."
Kaito looked at his feet with a sad face and said, "Okay." And made his way to his seat.
AIM: I got my inspriation from that picture. If you want to see the picture, the link is in my profile.