"I blame you."

"Fair enough. Now come here Cuddle bug."

"No way! I've got homework to do."

"But Izuku."

"Tenko-nii. No."

"Fine. Do your homework. Ignore your big brother after his long and stressful day."

"What did you do?" Izuku sighed, knowing that whatever had happened, it was most likely his adopted big brother's fault anyway. He felt the elder throw his arms over Izuku's shoulders and pressed most of his weight on Izuku, humming at the warmth.

"Why do you always assume it was my fault?"

"You have a bit of a track record Tenko-nii."

"Says who?"

"Any hero who has ever worked with you."

"You haven't met anyone I work with."

"Exactly."

"Meanie Izu-kun. Anyway, so you know how Eraserhead likes to keep all to the shadows and stuff and not get noticed?"

"The Erasure hero?"

"That's the one. Well, his birthday was recently I think so I got him something."

"Something tasteless."

"Something tasteful. With cats."

Izuku groaned. Nothing tasteful could come from his brother finding things with cats on them for a guy who liked to be hidden.

"I think he liked the cat tote more than the actual gift though which is kind of rude. I mean, for a guy who likes to be hidden, who wouldn't want a green screen suit to blend in?"

"I think I see where this is going," Izuku muttered.

"And he was being all stiff and rude about it. I tried to take a picture as you do when giving a gift-"

"In America brother. Some people still believe it is rude to open a gift in front of the giver remember?"

"He's beasties with Present Mic. He knows the rules."

"What?"

"Oh yeah. The two are total besties. They're a real riot together."

"Okay..."

"Anyway, I tried to get his picture while hugging him and he kind of used his scarf to throw me. You see what I have to deal with?"

"He only threw you?"

"Well, he also said I was acting illogical and I should stop acting like a student."

"Anything else's?"

"No and that's the problem. He didn't even thank me! So I'm heartbroken and in need of cuddles."

"So long as I can still do my homework, you can stay."

"Yay!"

Based on dreams of sheer exhaustion... What if Inko had found little Tomura aka Tenko before All for One could? Where did this idea come from? Would this even be a thing? I don't know. His age is unknown as well as his birthday at the point of writing this so... Yeah. For some reason I wanted to see either uncle or big brother Tomura which somehow lead to what the heck would he be like as a hero.

Granted, in the dream Tomura did get his head stuck in a bear costume. The pedo bear head... And was almost immediately put into a situation where he had to do heroics... And since he was a hero and didn't technically own the head and couldn't get it off with disintgrating it... He ran into the fray as pedo bear... And he insisted Izuku had a quirk that could only be activated through cuddles.

"Your mom attracts things and your dad could breath fire and you always make me feel better with a hug or cuddle- so your quirk must be attracting heat through your body and then radiating out some healing after effect like a kitten purring!"

"Tenko, I'm quirkless. So no."

"Your quirk is Cuddle me cured."

"Tenko no."