PICKLED CHEESE: Yay my first fanfic and my first chapter. Hope you like it. I tried my best so please don't flame or I'll cry and then hunt you down and stick a torch down your throat.=) Anyway this is about my WOW characters but its not there exact name as it doesn't have accents. Also I don't mind criticisim as long as it is constructive same is with praise. I would also like a balnce of constructive praise and criticism as I think too much praise or criticism is bad. So yea..... ENJOY!
Chapter 1: Mass Murder and High Explosives! "We need more guards we're getting annihilated down here!" Shouted a guard endowed in matching silver amour and helmet. The amour had a blue outline. Also he had a blue tabard outlined in gold with a blue and golden lion. He rushed into a group of other guards equipped with identical gear. Suddenly an explosion appeared where the guards huddled and they were sent flying. From the smoke a person's figure around there late 20's could be seen. As the smoke cleared there stood a man, the slight breeze brushing against his gingery brown hair and beard. He had a black and purple robe with orange lines on the waist, shoulder and wrist. His hands were covered by a black, yellow and green glove with an oil rag on his right wrist. His shoes were a dark brown pair of boots. Underneath the robe he has blue trousers and a red shirt. "Charge!!!" Yelled a guard to his comrades. The man readied himself before shooting out a blackish purple ball of shadow that struck a guard. The guard flew backwards and hit a tree; the tree got obliterated and turned into nothing but splinters. A guard ran up to the man who just pulled out a sharp pointed dagger a bit like a Christmas tree, and slashed the guard in half, then he shot another blackish purple ball but this time he aimed at the captain. The captain dodged and then remarked that the technique was the shadow bolt making him a warlock. "He must have a summon some were look out!" Commanded the captain. "A summon? You underestimate me fool. Jaktuk, Grimmoth, GO!" Ordered the warlock and then a skinny black demon jumped forth from behind the warlock, whilst a dark blue blob of shadow rose up from the ground. The skinny one had green menacing fire surrounding him but other than that it wasn't that threatening. It had a pointy nose and pointy ears. Two black horns were sticking out of its head. It had little claws and its eyes glowed a bright, luminous yellow. The other one had glowing white eyes and was very bulky. He had purple bracers that had a gold trim with each bracer having three luminous green gems. "What! An imp and voidwalker at the same time. No warlock has been able to do that and not one of them have drop dead half way through." The captain yelled worryingly. Then Grimmoth (who is the voidwalker), grabbed two guards and smashed their heads together and crushed their skulls. Jaktuk (who as you may have figured out is the imp) jumped onto the warlocks shoulder and shot a bolt of fire at a guard who got launched into a tree causing it to catch on fire. The tree then fell on three other guards, setting them on fire as well and frying them to death. Grimmoth saw this and got niffed that Jaktuk had more kills so charged at the swarm of guards and suddenly disappeared. The guards were confused but didn't to figure it out as then a swarm of shadow hands came out from underneath them and dragged them down into the shadows. Grimmoth emerged from the ground victorious. This little competition went on for a while but then the warlock moved his hand at the group of guard's and suddenly fireballs rained down from the sky and burnt them to a crisp. "Grimmoth, Jaktuk stand back, the captain is mine." The warlock said in a sinister manner. The summons ran behind him and waited in eagerness to watch the battle. The warlock pulled out a little wand with a glowing green gem on the end. He swung it and a stream of miniature weak shadow bolts flew out at the captain. The captain swung his blade and sliced the shadow balls in half to which then dispersed into thin air. "Remember the name David, it will be the name of the man that will kill you." Said the captain smirking. He then charged at the warlock swinging his shiny blade, however the warlock sidestepped, getting his dagger out while he was doing so. The warlock though barley dodged and got a slight cut on his chest. "Damn you're good." The man exclaimed. "I'm not the captain of a Stormwind guards for nothing." David replied. The warlock swung his dagger downwards whilst swinging his wand sideways almost as if he was making a cross mark. However David sidestepped the first swing and ducked the other strike. The captain then did a rising uppercut with his shiny sword but the warlock sidestepped in time to avoid it. Suddenly the guard set on fire and immediately afterwards shadows started bursting from David's body. "AGHHH, that hurt and it's still hurting meaning it must be the spell immolate followed by corruption. AGULLGH a-also they seem to be hurting more than it should do m-meaning you used curse of elements." David bellowed in agony. The warlock simply nodded then dashed towards David and stabbed David him in the chest, unexpectedly an explosion occurred from the dagger, flung back from the force of the explosion David fell on the floor. "You bast....." David whispered his last words but didn't succeed, as he died. The warlock then summoned a horse that had a mane made of fire and dashed off to the distance with Grimmoth and Jaktuk. "Master that wound... does it hurt?" Grimmoth asked. "How many times must I tell you, call me Warrock, but no, it doesn't?" Warrock (the warlock) replied. "Can we get food, I'm hungry?" Asked Jaktuk "It's your turn to hunt Jaktuk, good luck." Warrock evilly smiled as he said it implying that Jaktuk would have to do it. Jaktuk sighed and jumped off Warrock's shoulder and ran into Elwynn Forest. In a barren desert a bunch of large, metallic robots were encircling a bear but this bear was different as it was pure white except the odd yellow and brown markings on its shoulders. Also it had horns pointing forward as if they were directed at the enemy. The bear was not the slightest bit worried as it then charged at one of the robots and shoulder barged it. The robot fell to pieces then the bear slashed another three in half with its sharp claws. A robot charged from behind but the bear just kicked it with bone breaking force. He then bit one of the robots heads and crushed it between its jaws. Suddenly a bullet flew at rapid speeds and pierced the bear's hide by its ribcage. The bear then rushed at the robot that shot the bullet and ripped it apart. Panting the bear had an odd green energy surround it followed by a puff of smoke and a middle aged tauren stood in its place. He had two white horns pointing forward and white skin. He wore a waist long blue cloak and a pair of goggles covered his eyes. He had a patchy orange skin shoulder pads with white fur linings and a belt at his waist which was black with a red trim and a golden pattern on the centre. His ankle guards (because he has hoof's he doesn't need shoes,) had the bottom half brown and top half red while his hands (aka two fingers and a thumb,) were covered by brown gloves that had grey trims. He wore a purple shirt that was laced together over a green and black shirt. Blood poured from his wound but he did not let this bother him and proceeded to take parts from the robots rather than heading to a doctor. After a while he started to walk towards the grassy area, heading for the colossal mountain like place. There was a ramp that led up to what looked like a lift and so he walked into it and waited a while before it then started to rise upwards. The lift halted at the peak of the mountain and there was a whole tribal city before him. He didn't seem surprised and lots of people greeted him kindly and he greeted them back. He ventured towards an engineer in the streets and handed over the parts. "Thanks Turnip you're always useful at getting parts." The goblin engineer exclaimed. "No prob, you teach me about explosives and I'll help you." Replied Turnip (the tauren). Then the goblin spotted the blood and worriedly looked at Turnip. "I'm going to Sheal and the other Runetotems to train, they will heal it." Turnip answered. So as he said he went to Sheal his druid trainer to train and get healed. "Turnip you have to stop injuring yourself every day." Sheal Runetotem said almost as if she was worried. "It doesn't even hurt so it isn't bad." Turnip said as if he didn't care it was there. Sheal pulled the bullet out and looked at it closely and then began to heal Turnip with an odd green energy. "Identify this Turnip." Sheal asked the tauren as she handed over the bullet. Turnip only glanced at it, but recognised it immediately. "It's a tracking device, gnome style," Turnip said calmly "meaning there's going to be an attack here." "WHAT!!!!! Warn everyone alert Cairne Bloodhoof!" Sheal screamed. Turnip walked to Cairne and showed him the tracker, Cairne nodded and called the men to arms. The tauren's waited patiently at both the lifts. At the one Turnip was positioned at he spotted a rouge stealthing past. Turnip smiled evilly as then the rouge got blown to smithereens by a high explosive mine. The others saw this and then suddenly a bunch of alliance attacked the tauren. Turnip threw a bunch of high (for him low) explosives at the alliance and blew them up. Then he turned into his bear form and rushed forwards towards the rest of the alliance and began to beat them to a pulp. A dwarf warrior rushed at Turnip and swung his axe down on the druid but he luckily dodged and clawed at the dwarf. The dwarf dodged though and went to strike again but was shot by a tauren hunter. Turnip then picked up the dwarf by the chest with his teeth and crushed the dwarf's chest, blood pouring from the dwarf's carcass. Eventually the battle stopped and the tauren cleared the place of the body's. Luckily only 2 tauren died. "That was fun." Turnip said happily. "Only because you got to blow stuff up." Sheal replied. "Anyway I gotta go make more explosives for tomorrow. See ya." Turnip waved farewell to his trainer and walked to his house. But rather than making more bombs he went to bed and fell asleep instead. With this fic I'll update whenever I want to as I have no update schedule. Anyway hope you enjoyed the first chapter of Protragonists Vs. Antagonists! PICKLED CHEESE!