Evil Twins
Hi! Another humor fic of mine...R&R!
1.
"Beep…Beep…Beep.. . -"
"Oh hell, just turn off that damn alarm!"
A hand shot out and did as it was ordered.
Moaning, nine year old Ichigo Kurosaki sat up. He was the one who set the alarm up, and also the one to turn it off. He stretched his arms and satisfied a yawn when he realized something very important.
It was the first day of summer holidays.
"Oi, Shiro, wake up! The holidays start today!"
In the other side of the room, there was another bed. Ichigo's albino twin, Shiro, was hiding underneath the covers. He was the one who screamed, thanks to the alarm.
Usually, he would get up after nearly a day after, but today was different. The other twin kicked the covers off him and jumped up.
"Yeah! I've been waiting for this day my entire life!"
"You say that every single weekend, you know," Ichigo pointed out as he put on a red T-shirt with a random chibi dragon on it.
"Whatever," retorted Shiro as he jumped up and down on the bed. He would have done that all day if Ichigo hadn't stopped him by throwing a blue T-shirt with a motorcycle design on it at his face.
As seen, out of the two twins, Ichigo was the more mature one. Remember, more mature. Just more than Shiro who was…as teachers say, an unstoppable demon, while Ichigo himself was just a monster.
Once they got settled, the two started making plans for the holidays. Soon enough, they had a list of what they wanted to do for the next three weeks.
"Alright! We're done, Ichi!"
"Read it out."
"Stuff to do in the holidays. 1. Destroy all teddy bears in the neighborhood, 2. Rip all of Rukia's drawings, 3. Call Ulquiorra an emo, 4. Sneak into Grimmjow's room and erase all his game records, 5. Kill Byakuya's teddy bear…"
Ichigo interrupted that second.
"Wait, isn't that pretty much the same with No.1?"
Shiro eyed the list. There was silence for the next few seconds until he declared that they will destroy Byakuya's teddy bear twice.
"6. Steal Yumichika's make up, 7. Spill paint on Orihime, 8. Play with Chad and Renji, 9. Hide Uryu's glasses, 10. Give Toshiro fake jelly beans made out of rubber, 11. Ask Ukitake Sensei for sweets, 12. Hide Kyoraku Sensei's sake bottles and never give it back…" The list went on until 102.
Once Shiro was done reading the list aloud, they looked at each other and decided that it was satisfactory.
However, when they went downstairs, all the time spent on the list became useless.
"My SOONNNSS! You guys are going to spend the holidays at your uncle's house!" yelled their dad, Isshin, when they arrived downstairs.
"WHAT!"
Poof. And there goes the list.
"But whyyyyy?" complained the twins.
"Because you have to. Besides, your Uncle Zangetsu is really nice! And you'll have your cousin Tensa with you as well! You two will have fun!"
Isshin happily looked at his sons' face scrunch up.
"So? What do you say?"
"NEVER!" screamed the twins.
However, the next day, they were being driven to their uncle's house along with their luggage.
So yeah. Two evil twins are not very happy are they? What will happen when they're grumpy? Review please!