Okay, here's my first official attempt at a humour story. Kathleen decides to give Trowa a haircut, and when he learns that Heero is coming over, he subdues. Heh, enjoy!
(Kathleen is at the backstage of the circus alone with Trowa, while the rest of the staff is still performing)Kathleen: You did a great job tonight Trowa!
Trowa: Thanks...
Kathleen: You know, it takes a lot of skill, not to be hit with five steak knives
Trowa: ...Yeah.
(They sit in awkward silence for a moment, Kathleen clears her throat, and tries again.)
Kathleen: *Ahem* You know Trowa, it's been a while, and I think it's time I gave you a haircut.
Trowa: ...
Kathleen: Well?, what do you think?
Trowa: No.
Kathleen(in a demanding voice): Why not?
Trowa: No one can touch my hair.
Kathleen(Starting to well up): I only wanted you to look your best...After-After all, Heero's coming over today, and you know how he feels about your hair.
Trowa(suddenly becomes more alert): Heero? He's coming over today?! And he said something about my hair?
(Kathleen smiled and thought to herself, 'Heh heh, I knew he'd cave in. Leave it to Trowa's nonsexual crush to convince him.')
Kathleen(casually): Well...it was nothing. Just something about how it was so uncool, and that it was a disgrace to the rest of the Gundam group. Oh yeah, he also mentioned that it was a bad style, even for Wufei. But it was all pretty vague, nothing in particular.
Trowa: Heero...said that about me?!
Kathleen: He even mentioned, that Duo was a way better sidekick. He said that at least he puts his hair in a braid so he could see more than a third of his face.
Trowa(With shocked expression on his face): Heero...
Kathleen: If you just got your hair cut though, he might like you better.
Trowa(Starts pouting): But, but he said I was uncool! Waah!
Kathleen(rolls eyes): He probably didn't mean it that way. Look, if you just got your haircut, I'm sure he'd take back that Wufei comment.
Trowa(looks up with big, puppy dog eyes):*Sniffle*An', And maybe, I could be his sidekick?
Kathleen: Of course! So what d'ya say huh? You want to be Heero's sidekick?
Trowa: *sniffle*Yeah.
Kathleen: And are YOU prepared to change your looks, just so he'd like you better?
Trowa: Yeah!
Kathleen: And DO you want to be an egoless suckup to Heero, just so that he could acknowledge your existence?
Trowa:
Kathleen: Great! let's go to the bathroom then!
Next time, on Gundam Wing: Heero comes to visit
Did you like it? I know, I layered the insults a little thick. Gomen. Actually, this looks like it's going to be a three part fic. I don't know what happened.
Also, I was only able to watch about ten episodes before my sole source cut it off, so, please correct me if i have made any mistakes.
I'm not the creator of Gundam Wing. I do not own any of it.
Exactly what will happen to our beloved Trowa? And how will all the Gundam guys react? Tune in next time, to find out!