DISCLAIMER: Barnabas Collins is the property of Dan Curtis and the song (TNT) of which this is based on belongs to AC/DC.
MEET BARNABAS COLLINS
BY DAVID ANAKIN
I come out after sunset, of my velvet-lined box.
Have all the blood that I can get, down by the docks.
A witch made me what I am, a creature of the night.
Can't reflect, don't have a soul, now watch me take flight.
Cause I'm DOA, but I'm alright, DOA, I'm out all night, DOA, look at my eyes, DOA, now your paralyzed!
I'm moody, mean, handsome and lean; I'm a wanted man.
Lady-killer number one, understand?
So lock up your girlfriends, keep them close by.
Put a cross on your front door, and prey you don't die.
A vampire traveling in time.
Preventing ghostly crimes.
DOA, can't stand the light, DOA, keep it out of sight, DOA, you'll do as I say, DOA, come and obey!
DOA, I've got my cane, DOA, it'll bring you pain, DOA, got to grab my cloak, DOA, who can I choke?!