I know what you may be thinking, 'Whaaatt?? Not another of those Cullens on AIM things!!!' but I promise, if you do read this, you won't be disappointed!! The full summary is below, as I can't fit it all onto the story description. Read this, then sit back and enjoy!! (Will only be updated when i feel like it, as this story is being written for fun, so it will probably end up not being updated for months at a time unless i can remember to write in my spare time.)

Summary: The Cullens have now got AIM!! Oh, the horror!! Set 10 years after BD, the Cullens finally realised that chatting to others, if even online would be fun and help them to appear more normal. Inside you can find insults, witty comebacks and daft nicknames galore. Characters will be OOC most of the time, Aro especially. Aro be freeeeakky…

Bella – Spider Monkey

Edward – Do I Dazzle You?

Alice – Shoppaholic101

Esme – Maxi-Mum of 6

Rosalie – Natural-Blonde

Carlisle – Dr.V

Emmett – Emmy-bear

Jasper – Jazz-Hands

Nessie – One Of A Kind

Jacob – Hot Dawg

Mike – The Mikester (Original, I know)

Aro – Spotty Socks

Spider Monkey has logged on

Do I Dazzle You? has logged on

Shoppaholic101 has logged on

Jazz-Hands has logged on

Hot Dawg has logged on

Spider Monkey: Hi everyone!!

Do I Dazzle You?: Hi Bella.

Hot Dawg: 'Lo Bells!! Wuu2?

Spider Monkey: Eh?

Jazz-Hands: He's asking what you're doing Bella. Hi Eddie!

Do I Dazzle You?: Don't call me Eddie. -pouts-

Jazz-Hands: You call me Jazzy, me call you Eddie. –sticks out tongue- Ha.

Hot Dawg: EDDIE!!! ROTFL!!

Shoppaholic101: I know!! Lolz. It's my fave nickname 4 him!!

Spider Monkey: -squeals- can I call you Eddie, Eddie? Pleeeeeease???

Hot Dawg has logged off

Spotty Socks has logged on

Jazz-Hands has logged off

Do I Dazzle You?: WTF is Spotty Socks?!?

Shoppaholic101: Not a clue Eddie.

Spider Monkey: I don't know either. I have 2 go, I need to get some food 4 me and Charlie. C u!

Do I Dazzle You?: bye love.

Spider Monkey has logged off

Spotty Socks: IT IS I, ARO VOLTURI!! I HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET!! IT'S COMPUTERNESS WILL SOON BE MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Do I Dazzle You?: Sugar or coffee, Aro?

Spotty Socks: COFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE……….. such a WEIRD word… weird's a weird word 2. WEIRD!!!!1!!

Shoppaholic101: I should of seen this, shouldn't i? Oh well…

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Do I Dazzle You?: Oh yes, that's right Alice, leave me with ARO!!!

Spotty Socks: Don't cha wish ur girlfriend has HOTT like me, don't cha wish ur girlfriend was a FREAK like me, don't cha…

Do I Dazzle You?: Uh, no, actually i don't.

Do I Dazzle You? has logged off

Spotty Socks: OMDE!!! NOOOO!!! I'm all alone, there's no-one here beside meeeeee…. BAGELS ARE THE BEST!!! EVEN IF I HAVE TO CHUCK THEM UP AGAIN ONCE I EAT THEM!!! YAY!!

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