As the title says. This is just randomness. It doesn't really have a grand plot to it. Me and Kat were talking and making stupid jokes with each other and we always end up making plots for shorts like these but i never remember most of them. But anyway i decided to make this one because it sounded too funny.

I think the conversation was started when we were looking at that picture i colored. You know... It's on my deviantart gallery I think you'll find the link on my profile. So just look for it if you want to see it.

Anyway... Kat mentioned something about what it would be like if Sora and Sasuke were paired. Then i said 'that would be like pairing Riku and Naruto together!' Then she suddenly turned to me and said 'Roxas and Naruto!' So then we got to more talkin' and this whole plot came up. lol. We're such morons, i know... But... Funny morons, right? -


Wish me luck and tell me what you think so far.

BY THE WAY: I do NOT own Naruto characters or Kingdom Hearts Characters. I'm just using them as my little pawns for entertainment. Kukukukuku….

One day somewhere in the village of hidden waves Kakashi lay awake, his precious 'Icha Icha paradise' book lying open by his side. He, Sasuke and Naruto were currently on a mission and were camping out in the small forest near the water. They had completed their B ranked mission yesterday and were going to travel the long journey home tomorrow so they could get plenty of sleep tonight, and Kakashi would've loved to get some sleep but some people just wouldn't be quiet!

"Ooh Sasuke! H-Harder! There there! Ng…gh. Ha…ahh!"

"You like that Naru-koi?"

"Y-yes! Oh god yes!"

Kakashi took the pillow under his head and placed it over his face in order to try and drown out the noises emitting from the two teens in the tent next to his. He should've known this would happen, especially when those two were giving each other those looks all day, and their aura just screamed 'sex-me-up-baby!'. Kakashi was preparing to suffocate himself when he heard another very loud moan come from Naruto.

He needed his damn beauty sleep! If he didn't look drop dead sexy tomorrow than how would he face Iruka?! His dolphin would never agree to get in bed with him tomorrow if he looked less then godly. Kakashi growled at the thought of not getting to pound into his precious dolphin, kind of like the way Naruto and Sasuke were going at it this very moment.

"You two will pay dearly.." Kakashi muttered and he proceeded to think of ways to punish his two ex-students, but now equals.

"What to do…what to do…" Kakashi thought and tapped his chin while taking the pillow off his face.

"Ahah!" He gasped when he thought of the perfect way to take care of those two, but his mood flipped when a pleasured scream filled his ears. God, Naruto could be loud during sex. He's a screamer alright.

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"Ahh…. Doesn't it feel good to be back? Three weeks! Ugh! I hate long missions! Oh let's go get some ramen! Dattebayo! Come on Sasuke! What about you Kakashi? You coming? No wait! Let's go training!"

"Naruto…"

"Ahah! Wait… Don't we have to report to Baa-chan first? Ah who cares? Let's go see what Sakura's up to!" Naruto yelled and sped off, leaving Sasuke and Kakashi in the dust. Sasuke sighed and stuffed his hands in his pockets.

"How do you put up with him?" Kakashi asked curiously, because if it were him he would've killed Naruto by now, but his Dolphin wouldn't allow it. Sasuke just shrugged.

"He makes it up with the sex. I think it's worth it, and, believe it or not, he usually calms down after he gets his ramen. I guess he's lucky I love him also." Sasuke said before walking off to find his Naru-koi.

Kakashi paused for a moment before out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of his precious Iruka walking by. Kakashi panicked and leaped into the nearest restroom. He quickly fixed himself up to make it seem like he was his usual sexy, mysterious self. Once he found himself presentable he walked out of the bathroom and looked around to find Iruka. He spotted him about to go into a grocery store so he skipped over and stopped him before he entered the doorway.

"Iruukkkaaaa!" Kakashi yelled happily while giving his dolphin a huge hug.

"Hello to you too Kakashi." Iruka gasped out and patted the man's arms since it was the only thing he could touch in the awkward hug.

"I've missed you soooo much!" Kakashi whined and hugged Iruka harder. The brunette wheezed and gasped for air until Kakashi finally let him go.

"I've missed you too Kakashi." Iruka giggled and dusted himself off.

"Hey are you hungry?" Kakashi asked with an innocent aura around him. Iruka gave him a suspicious look. Whenever Kakashi tried acting innocent and if he hadn't made a perverted comment yet than you know he was planning something.

"Yes…" Iruka said slowly.

"Do you want to—"

"No wait. Let me guess. You want me to come over your house for dinner and somehow the Food will just happen to appear in your bedroom, under the covers, and then I'll magically get a stain on my clothes and have to take off my clothes and then you'll end up having your way with me." Iruka said flatly. Kakashi animatedly sweat dropped.

"Well, when you put it that way then you make it seem like I'm manipulating you into bed. And have you ever thought of giving up teaching for fortune telling?" Kakashi asked, hoping to somehow change the subject.

"No, and what happened to you? You look like shit." Iruka stated once he finally took a careful look at Kakashi. The silver haired jounin cursed under his breath and mumbled something.

"Damn kids, it's all their fault. I'll make sure to get them back… Oh they'll pay dearly." Kakashi muttered.

"What was that Kakashi? I couldn't hear you." Iruka said, cocking his head to the side in confusion.

"Oh nothing, nothing. Why don't you go on ahead, I'll be right back. There's something I need to take care of first." Kakashi said and 'poof'ed out of sight before Iruka could say anything else.

Iruka just shrugged and continued into the store to get the stuff he needed for dinner.

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"Sasuke! Stop it! I need that!" Naruto whined while attempting to get his precious ramen back from the evil cockatoo-headed-bastard.

"No you don't, dobe! If you only eat Ramen then you're gonna get Fat! And that's unacceptable." Sasuke sneered while he raised the ramen up higher. He smirked when Naruto was unable to reach the food because of his small size.

"Damn you Teme!" Naruto roared. He gathered some chakra at the bottom of his feet and pushed off the ground hard so he could jump higher. Sasuke tried to move the bowl away but Naruto had jumped on him and touched the bowl, but instead of the blond getting it, he made it slip from Sasuke's hands, causing it to fall and hit the ground. It shattered into pieces and the ramen that was inside was now everywhere.

"Le-gasp!" Naruto shouted while dropping to his knees dramatically and he cried in his hands. Sasuke rolled his eyes at how immature Naruto was being.

"Naruto it's just some stupid ramen. Get over it. You're 18 now, act more your age."

Naruto quickly looked towards Sasuke, his eyes slowly turning red. Sasuke mentally slapped himself for getting Naruto worked up.

The blonde was just about to lunge at the Uchiha when suddenly the door burst open and harsh winds engulfed the whole room. His bed flipped over, and his dressers all crashed to the floor, making his clothes spill out and fly all around the room. Naruto and Sasuke lifted their arms to shield their eyes from the strong winds that were swirling around them. Naruto flinched when he heard glass breaking; telling him that the windows had broke.

"What the hell is happening!?" Naruto shouted while trying to see who was by the door. Sasuke caught a glimpse of the person and he was surprised to see that it was Kakashi. The silver haired man was rapidly making hands signs and mumbling things. Sasuke tried to activate his Sharingan but he was too late because suddenly a vortex of some sort appeared and started sucking in him and Naruto. They were both suspended into the air and were slowly being dragged towards the dark abyss.

"Maybe this'll teach you to ruin people's beauty sleep! Ja ne!" Kakashi saluted and watched as Sasuke and Naruto started disappearing.

"Naruto!!!" Sasuke yelled and reached out for the blonde as his vision grew dark.

"My ramen!!" Naruto shouted helplessly as the vision of his demolished room and spilled ramen vanished from his sight. "Noooooo!!!" He whined.

They both started to feel like they were falling but they couldn't tell since they couldn't see anything but darkness. Sasuke called out for his lover but he didn't hear a reply. He called again but still nothing. He suddenly felt alone as he continued to fall deeper into the shadowy chasm.

"Kukukukuku…" Kakashi chuckled darkly as he dusted his hands off and walked out of the demolished room. "Now that that's taken care of…. Where did my dolphin go to?" Kakashi eagerly exited the apartment and went to search for his love and do naughty XXXXX rated stuff to him. (A/N: I don't even know if that's possible but let's just go with that.)

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"Sora, I've already told you… We're not doing anything until Roxas comes here. It's like a ritual now! It just won't be the same if he's not here." A white-haired boy sighed while prying off a small brunette who kept on climbing trying to climb onto him.

"But come on Riku! You never do anything with me anymore! And we do it with Roxas every weekend! Why can't we just do something now and we can all do it next weekend!? Besides, He's late! This can be his punishment…" Sora wailed and flopped down on the sand with an annoyed huff.

"Okay, first of all…. I do it with you every night! I don't even know where you get all the fucking energy for it, so don't start that bullshit about me not doing it with you. And besides, having threesomes are fun and I'll only do it today if it's with Roxas also. So… STFU!" Riku yelled. Sora snorted in annoyance and started rolling around on the soft sand while giggling happily.

"Tch… You're lucky I love you, you moron." Riku sighed and smirked as he saw Sora giggling like a little girl. Riku continued to watch the completely Uke-ish episode Sora was having until he noticed that the sky suddenly became dark and the once white clouds turned black and swirled together, creating a small vortex.

Sora and Riku were immediately on their feet, their Keyblades out and ready.

"Do you think it's the Heartless again? Or maybe the Nobodies?" Sora asked, tightening his grip on both Keyblades that he was wielding.

"No… I don't think—"

"AAAHHHHH!!!!" Just then they saw a person fall out of the dark hole and land in the water with a loud splash, screaming before he was engulfed by the ocean. Riku and Sora both ran to the edge of the water to try and see the person who fell out of the sky. Riku was about to give up and walk away, assuming that the person had just drowned, but stopped when he realized that the sky had returned to normal and the sun was visible again.

"Hey, hey Riku! Look! I see someone!" Sora shouted as he started climbing into the water. Riku turned around and saw a person slowly floating towards the shore, but the person looked to be unconscious. He watched as Sora slowly waded through the shallow water and grabbed hold of the person. Riku rushed forward to help drag the person onto the sand, because the body was heavy since its clothes drenched with water.

Riku sat down next to the body and took a second to look over the person. He was boy, that Riku could tell, though he had a feminine quality to him, sort of like Sora, and he had spiky blond hair and lightly tanned skin. He looked familiar...

"It's Roxas! Wonder what took him so long…" Sora pouted and started poking the person to try and wake him up.

"Sora, I don't think tha—" Riku was interrupted when the person started coughing and spitting up water. He sat up quickly and opened his eyes to reveal amazingly blue orbs.

"Uuuhhhh…." The blonde said dumbly his mouth agape and his head tilted.

"Roxas!" Sora shouted and tackle-hugged the surprised blonde.

"Ummm…? Who are you?" He said which made Sora gasp and fake a hurt look.

"You don't recognize your own lovers? How many people have you slept with in order to have forgotten our faces already?! How could you Roxas!?" Sora whimpered and jumped right back onto 'Roxas'' chest. The brunette settled himself onto the other's lap and wrapped his arms around his neck. The blonde gulped loudly and a blush crept onto his face when he realized how close the Sora's face was.

"You have been a bad boy Roxas. We should punish you." He said and he harshly grinded his hips into the slightly taller boy's. "Shouldn't we Riku?"

Said white-haired teen looked up and sighed. He knew that that boy wasn't Roxas, but it would be fun to play along anyways. Besides, the boy was pretty hot; it would be a shame to not bang that ass of his.

"Of course Sora. How do you propose we do so?"

"Hmm…. Maybe do a little BDSM. We'll make sure to make him bleed though." Sora said in a husky voice and started grinding into the blonde's hips even harder, making their clothed crotches rub against each other.

"You sure are horny today aren't you Sora? Guess we should get started then. Shall we?" Riku said with a smirk; the blonde's face right now is priceless!

"W-w-w-wait! I asked who the hell you guys are! And why do you keep calling me Roxas? My name is Naruto Uzumaki! Got it? Na-ru-to!" The blonde shouted while trying to push off Sora.

"Heehee. He's playing hard to get. Okay Roxas we'll play your little game. Riku! Fetch me my… 'stuff'." Sora said with an evil smile on his lips. Riku shook his head and chuckled. He then bowed mockingly before walking off to retrieve what Sora demanded.

Naruto looked absolutely horrified.

'Great… first my ramen was taken from me, then Kakashi decided to barge into my room and completely destroy it while transporting me to some weird place where I almost drowned and now I'm going to be rapped by two crazy people. Where the fuck are you Sasuke….?'

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In the next chapter you'll find out what happened to Sasuke and other stuff. This story will only be three chapters (the max) and you know... i still don't know how they're getting back so... Yeah..

R&R or I will let Sora torture Naruto to no ends! I jk. Lol. But seriously review…. I can't hold off Sora's libido for long… Riku's either. Lol.