Story: DBZ: The Intergalactic Bowling Tournament Remastered
Original Author: Master Jin Sonata
Additional Dialog And Plot: Time Master & Nocturne
Written: January 2007
Remastered: November 2007, July 9th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Language and Violence)
Disclaimer: We do not own DBZ or its characters for that matter. We definitely do not own the 'It's Over 9000' joke within the fic. We do own the Bowling complex they are playing in though!
Team Introduction
Hercule Satan:"Hahaha! We the sponsors of the Intergalactic Bowling Federation are proud to host this year's tournament in my brand new facility, located in the heart of Hercule City! Now let's hand the microphone over to our second sponsor: King Kai!"
King Kai:"Ladies and Gentlemen! Tonight here at Hercule Satan's Bowling Palace, we will be witnessing the most anticipating match ever to be played out in the history of bowling! I would like to welcome everyone to the 25th Annual Intergalactic Bowling Tournament!"
The crowds in the stands inside the gargantuan indoor bowling alley roared with excitement as the five bowling teams came into view, all wearing their team shirts, bowling shoes, and carrying their own bowling balls.
Tournament Announcer:"Hello! I'm the third sponsor of this event, the announcer guy from all those fighting tournaments! And now to introduce these said teams and their captains!"
"Our first team is lead by the legendary hero of earth, Goku. Him, Vegeta, Piccolo, Krillin, and Trunks make-up this star-studded cast that will surely entertain us as they try for the Intergalactic Bowling Cup. Give it up…for the Z-Team!"
The crowds cheered as Goku bowed and the others gave thumbs up to the fans. Vegeta scoffed and turned his head away from the crowds, while Piccolo was busy meditating before the games began.
"Our second team joins us tonight from a tiny island located far-way out in the tropics. Lead by the turtle hermit, Master Roshi, his team includes Bulma, Chi Chi, Oolong, and the Ox King! Let's hear it for the Kame-House Team!"
The crowds were roaring as this team waved at their fans. Roshi tried to sneak a hand under Bulma's team shirt claiming it needed adjusting, but she countered with a fist across his face.
"Moving on to the third team! This group of aspiring young adults is here to take aim for the championship! Lead by Teen Gohan, followed by Yamcha, Videl, Chiaotzu, and Tien, these individuals are raring and ready to take on the other challengers to win big! Put your hands together for the Youth Team!"
The Youth Team looked pretty confident as they accepted the crowd's chants and cheers.
"Now for our fourth team! The most vile and evil beings from across the universe are here to take over planet Earth not by way of destruction and conquer, but to show Earth that they are the baddest bowlers around! Lead by Omega Shenron, his team of Final Form Frieza, Perfect Cell, Fat Majin Buu, and Demon King Dabura, this is the Villain Team!"
The crowds began booing and hissing at the team of villains. They responded by preparing to blast the audience with their beam attacks, which shut them all up pretty quickly.
"And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the fifth team of the night! Only one of the four previously mentioned teams will have the opportunity to take away the cup by defeating last year's championship team! Lead by the skillful Captain Ginyu, and his comrades Jeice, Recoome, Burter, and Guldo, give it up for the great Team Ginyu!"
Everyone in the entire place cheered wildly as Team Ginyu came out and performed their signature super-gay, Power-Ranger rip-off version of their special Ginyu-formation. The other teams shook their heads in embarrassment.
Hercule Satan:"Now that we've introduce the five teams participating in tonight's game, let's reveal the cup they'll be winning!"
A giant gold-plated Bowling Championship Cup with a Five-Star Dragonball emblem on its base was lowered onto a stand in the center complex. The team member's were awed at the site.
King Kai "And let the games begin!"
Continue on to the next chapter!