Dynasty Warriors: Shades of Zhang He

by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi

Complete! These are a collection of 100-150 word shorts starring the flamboyant and lovable Wei Officer Zhang He, his daily exploits, and the wide array of reactions from his fellow Dynasty Warriors. Rated T.

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Story: Dynasty Warriors: Shades of Zhang He
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Written: April 30th, 2015
Genre: Humor/Drama
Rating: T (Violence, Language)
Disclaimer: I do not own Koei or its beautiful soldier.

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"Where is it? Oh my word where's it?!"

Zhang He frantically rustles through a dresser drawer.

"What are you looking for, Zhang?" Xiahou Yuan asks. "We've got a battle to get to, let's go!"

"I can't find my eyeliner!" Zhang responds.

"You wear eyeliner? You weirdo," Yuan says. "Come on!"

Yuan then grabs Zhang and drags him out the room.

"Oh…the horror of going into battle not looking completely beautiful!" Zhang responds, sighing as he is dragged out.

Sima Yi enters the room moments later.

"Who the hell's been in my makeup drawer?!" Sima Yi questions out loud in shock.

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