Mario Farted: In a Gay Way
"Uuuuwwwwaaaaaaooooo!" Mario screamed. Mama mia was all out of spaghetti and ravioli, and decided to cook beans and cabbage instead. Afterward Mario's anus ripped with so much force that it tore open a hole in the space/time continuum. This was embarrassing, considering that he was in the middle of a fight with Gay Bowser. Leaving the Mushroom Kingdom dimension was grounds for forfeit, meaning Gay Bowser would get a slice of Peach's cake and Mario wouldn't.
If that wasn't bad enough, he reappeared in the year 2005, on the day Nickelback released their album Photograph.
"Oh no!" said Mario, and he buckled under crushing despair. Then he farted himself straight into a dumpster.
The End