DISCLAIMER : I DON'T OWN ICARLY
Saturday, 3 AM, my bed
Hey there, diary. Or Diary. Whatever.
Now, I just want to get one thing straight. I, Sam Puckett, am NOT writing a diary. I'm writing a…, rewind.
Hey there, Dean.
That was much better. You must be wondering why I would buy such a thing. Well, I didn't. Melanie thought it would be sweet to give me this prissy thing last Christmas and when I opened it, I just threw it under my bed. My mom found it last night and was pissed that I didn't even write my name in it. Well, I can do so much better than that.
My name is Sam Puckett. Suicidal morons call me Samantha. Mama likes her meat and not paying for anything. My best friend is Carly Shay. She's beautiful, popular and nice-to everyone. We are co-hosts of iCarly and complete opposites. Come to think of it, why the hell is she friends, let alone best friends, with me?
Ehh, whaddya know? Maybe opposites do attract. My best enemy/friend (frenemy?) is Freddie Benson, nub. I call him geek, Fredward, king of the nubs, nub, Frediffer, Fredlumps, Frestupid, Fredwina…yeah, I think thats it. Oh, and Freddie. Sometimes.
He's in the AV club so he does all that techie geek stuff Carly and I don't know chiz about for us. And then, theres Gibby Gibson. I'm not really sure what his actual name is, but everyone just calls him Gibby or Gibson. You would think the kid's in some weird reality TV show where he's payed to take off his shirt every 10 minutes just like "Vampires Sucks" only minus the whole 6-pack thing.
I swear, his mom must've dropped him when he was a baby or something! But enough about, little Gibson here, lets talk about Spencer. Spencer is Carly girl's older brother.
To be honest, he's more like Carly's son who just happens to be nearly a foot taller and pays all the bills. He dropped out of law school after a few days but their dad doesn't know. To support his little family of two, Spence paints and sculpts wacky things like a robot made of bottles and rope cupboards.
He's about 26 or 27 right now. And I'm 16. Just like Carly and Fredlumps. That's it for my little introduction. Since its nearly 4AM, good morning. I'm off to hit the sack.