HELLO! :) This is my first ever story, so don't be mean!

DISCLAMER! I DON'T OWN ANY INUYASHA STUFF!

"Yumiko! Hideaki! Come eat!"

"Yes mother!" Shouts Yumiko

"Yes mother!" Says Hideaki nervously

"Kagome, you sure are quite the mother."

*leans in to lightly kiss Kagome*

"Oh, InuYasha, its amazing I've been able to live with you for 9 years"

"So how's school coming along?"

"Great Father! I have straight A's, and the teacher loves me, she even said I'm the best student in the class!" Rambles Yumiko

"Hideaki?"

…

"Hideaki?"

"Well... I haven't gotten much work done…"

"Oh, no! Is it because I'm not a good mother? Is it because I'm not spending enough time with you? Oh, my!"

"Kagome, calm down." says InuYasha "Why haven't you gotten much work done?"

"Ummm…" Hideaki's soft brown ears twitch

"Tell Me" orders InuYasha

"Well… Its because.. Its just…"

"Hideaki, you know if theres anything on your mind, we're here for you. You don't have to tell us if you don't want to."says Kagome

"Doesn't have to? He has to! You gotta teach him tough so he doesn't become a sissy!"

"Like me?"

"Yeah! Wait what?"

"You said I'm a bad parent and a sissy!"

"No, I just said you're a sissy!

"You're such a jerk InuYasha!"

"That's not what I meant! Its okay for you! You're a girl! Wait

"hummina hummina hummina"

Hideaki trys to say it quietly in the middle of their fight hoping no one would hear…

"What?" They both ask

Even InuYasha's strong doggy ears didn't catch that.

"shoe shoe shoe"

"What?"

"MR. MIROKU SHOWED ME SOME MAGAZINES!"

"WHAT?"

"YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, HIDEAKI!" shouts Kagome

"How did Miroku even get those magazines?" questions InuYasha

"He said when he went to visit with Kagome to her time, he found one on the ground."

"Kagome! Weren't you even watching him!

"Sorry! I thought he was a grown man!"

"Miroku? A grown man?

"Oh yeah." "sorry."

Kagome did one of her puppy faces she does to apologize to InuYasha. Always work.

"Fine! Since I love you, its okay."

(See?)

"He's only 8 what do we do?" Panics Kagome

"I'm going to have a…talk with Miroku. Says InuYasha "See ya."

"That doesn't sound good" says Kagome concerned