Invader Zim Meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Ouch!" Zim screeched, "Which of you disgusting slug spawn threw that at me?" His classmates looked up at him lazily. "No one threw anything at you Zim," Dib said. "Then where did this…. Thing come from?" Zim held up a large stick. Dib gasped as a pretty blonde girl broke through the window and tackled Zim. She grabbed the stick and was about to plunge it through Zim's heart when he said, "I'm Buffy. Buffy the vampire slayer. And you're eternity just expired!" She hollered. Dib's eyes were glazing over and he was about to faint from happiness, when a girl, two boys and some British dude ran up screaming, "No Buffy! Wait!"
The girl breathlessly said, "That's not a vampire Buffy!" Buffy released Zim from her death grip. "What makes you say that Willow?" she said. "His lack of ears maybe?" the ginger one mumbled. Buffy acknowledged Zim's earlessness and helped him stand up. The five friends sat down next to Dib and Gaz, completely disregarding the broken window. Buffy said, "Hi! I am Buffy, and this is Willow, Xander, Oz and Giles!" They all murmured their hellos. "And I am Dib," Dib said, "Protector of the weak, and defender of this city, XXXXXXXXXXXXXX! And this is Gaz. She's my sister." Gaz looked up from her video game, nodded and looked down again. Buffy smiled awkwardly. And then, Zim randomly stood up on the table and shouted, "You pitiful worm babies will come to Zim's home tonight… And Zim will make you… DINNER!"