Disclaimer: I don't own Aragorn, Arwen, or Boromir. I only own the 'plot'
of the story.
Author's Note: Ok, I know this is kinda stupid, but oh well! It' funny.right?
Aragorn turned to Arwen and kissed her passionately. After they talked (and kissed some more) Aragorn left to go to sleep. Boromir, apparently, had been spying on them. As Aragorn came out, Boromir said in disbelief, 'Dude, she's an ELF, Aragorn. She's not ONE of us!'
'So?' said Aragorn. 'Are you dissing my girl?'
'No, it's just..wrong! She's and ELF! Come to Gondor; you gotta see the chicks they've got there. And they don't have freaky ears. That girl's ears just..aren't..NORMAL.'
'I'm not leaving my girl,' said Aragorn stubbornly. 'I like the pointy ears.'
'You're weird, man. But even if you overlook the ears, there's still the fact that she's...TWO MILLENIUMS OLDER THAN YOU, DUDE! And if you marry her, you're stuck with her. She's immortal. She's not gonna die off.'
Aragorn pouted. 'I love Arwen.'
'Yeah, everyone loves their girl...until she goes shopping..with YOUR money, man,' Boromir said desperately. 'Just think of the bills..'
Author's Note: Ok, I know this is kinda stupid, but oh well! It' funny.right?
Aragorn turned to Arwen and kissed her passionately. After they talked (and kissed some more) Aragorn left to go to sleep. Boromir, apparently, had been spying on them. As Aragorn came out, Boromir said in disbelief, 'Dude, she's an ELF, Aragorn. She's not ONE of us!'
'So?' said Aragorn. 'Are you dissing my girl?'
'No, it's just..wrong! She's and ELF! Come to Gondor; you gotta see the chicks they've got there. And they don't have freaky ears. That girl's ears just..aren't..NORMAL.'
'I'm not leaving my girl,' said Aragorn stubbornly. 'I like the pointy ears.'
'You're weird, man. But even if you overlook the ears, there's still the fact that she's...TWO MILLENIUMS OLDER THAN YOU, DUDE! And if you marry her, you're stuck with her. She's immortal. She's not gonna die off.'
Aragorn pouted. 'I love Arwen.'
'Yeah, everyone loves their girl...until she goes shopping..with YOUR money, man,' Boromir said desperately. 'Just think of the bills..'