A/N: This is just a one-shot that me and my friend did for a laugh. As we all know, Jasper is the newest addition to the Cullen family and has the hardest time controlling his thirst. So if he had a shopping list, what would he write?
Jasper's Shopping List
Jasper was thirsty. Very thirsty. He decided to write down a list of all of his favourite bloods. Sitting at the dining table in the living room, he got out a piece of paper and pen out of a drawer and started writing:
Flowers for Alice
Elk Blood
Grizzly Bear Blood
Mountain Lion Blood
Cougar Blood
Moose Blood
Panther Blood
BELLA
As Jasper was writing down the items of his very *ahem* unique shopping list, Edward just happened to be pass by and look over his shoulder and see what he was writing.
He stopped short. His face grew whiter than it already was with fury and said in a menacingly cold voice that could freeze ice "What is the meaning of this?"
"It's my shopping list", said Jasper.
"Yes I can see that", said Edward bitingly, "But why is Bella, the love of my life on it?"
"Oops…" Jasper remarked as if he just realised and put on what he hoped was an innocent face, which was totally unhelpful seeing as Edward could read his mind.
"You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you very painfully" snarled Edward, enunciating each word.
Jasper fled and ran for his life, somewhere far, far away probably hiding now in some potential ditch.
Edward smirked and looked down at the list lying on the table. Picking it up, he shredded into a million pieces in a nanosecond, just as Bella entered the room.
"Um, Edward what are you doing", she asked.
"Oh, nothing, my love", Edward lied smoothly.
Bella stared at the shredded pieces of paper that now lay at Edwards's feet in a heap and raised her eyebrows skeptically.
"Really? I thought that I heard you yelling at Jasper. Hey where is he?" she asked scanning the room.
"Let's just say that he won't be coming back for a while", said Edward grinning.
Which is very true, as to this day, Jasper is still cowering in that potential ditch, never to return until next year…
LOL! As Edward is really overprotective of Bella, I decided to exaggerate it. I know this is stupid and silly but it's just for a laugh and not to be taken seriously.
Frosty xx