AN: So I got bored.

Really bored.

So I thought, why not make a series? Completely random and crack series containing no plot or purpose whatsoever. So here it is. The crack series. My username lives up to it, doesn't it now?

Chapter 1: Mayor.

"WELL!" A small white figure shouted, none other than the one we all hate- Excalibur.

"THIS IS A FINE PICKLE!" He exclaimed. He held a pickle in his hand, normal cane in his other hand. His face was void of expression as it always was- but by his voice you could tell he wasn't serious.

Not at all.

He went ahead and ate the green pickle, face soon covered in splotches of green. "MHM!" he sounded. Obviously to say the pickle- was a good pickle.

"A fine day for Mayoring," He shouted once again in the usual tone- only it seemed more.. Louder. And well, non Excalibur-like. "If I do say so myself!" he continued. He stood happily on the porch of a house, seemingly happy in a joking manner.

Slowly, few people with pitchforks and torches filled the area around him. Obviously haters of his boring lectures and yelling 'Fool' all the time. The crowd approached him, muttering things and few even yelling.

"OH! Death approaches! Better skedaddle!" Excalibur quickly ran into the house, shutting the door behind him. He quickly opened the door and yelled out to the crowd that hated him oh so dearly. "One two One two!" He then quickly shut the door again- but this time locked it behind him.

Excalibur then looked to what was ahead of him inside of the house, almost surprised of what was held in front of him.

"AH!" He then paused between his sentences, the joking tone still remaining in his voice. "THIS IS A FINE MASS OF TURNIPS WE'VE GOTTEN OURSELVES INTO!"

He stood atop of a large pile of turnips, pointing out to them all with his small arms and cane.

Excalibur quickly hopped off from the turnip mass, landing on one of Maka's books she was suddenly holding because Maka just seemed to come from out of nowhere.

Maka was fiercely swatting the book in the air at Blair, threatening to hit her with it. Excalibur quickly held onto Maka's arm- and started to yell.

"DON'T HIT THE KITTEN MAKA!"

To Maka's surprise, she quickly jerked Excalibur off her arm and he landed onto the floor on his back.

"WELL!"

"QUITE THE MAYORING WE HAVE DONE TODAY!"