Assault on Arkham Asylum

Harley and Joker catch up

The Joker sat waiting patiently for Gotham's police squad to come and really start the riot but in the meantime he drummed his fingers in annoyance on the desk whilst glancing quickly at Harley who was sat surprisingly quiet, he pondered on her and…Dead head? Whoever the new guy was and became increasingly agitated, he had been humiliated by that fool he could have easily blown his head off. Out the corner of his eye he could see Harley's head tilting slightly, she had removed her jester's hat briefly and her golden locks were frizzed; he had always loved the way she howled during a good brain fry. He found himself musing for a second on her plump red lips and wild eyes that reflected face paint much like his own, he had missed her creamy white perfect skin. He concluded it had been far too long for them to be apart, not that he wanted to admit that… "Mistah J?" she stammered "you okay?" the dear girl Joker thought and chuckled lightly "why Harls I couldn't be better, look at all the fun we are having here!" she giggled mischievously and picked herself up from the ground strutting over to the Joker and placed herself on his knee, "awh Puddin we could be having so much more fun" Joker grinned widely and roughly kissed her grabbing one of her pigtails with one hand and sliding his other hand round her waist. Just as he could feel her unbuttoning his shirt he heard the wiz of sirens in the background and quickly shoved her off "show time Harley girl", he met her gaze and smiled receiving one in return.

"What we doing boss" Harley whispered through the shrubbery near the helicopter landing pad, he turned around and cocked his eyebrow "hitching a ride Harls!" she nodded quickly in agreement and waited alongside him. Joker swirled back round to talk but was muted by an unexpected kiss planted on his lips, "I am no one else's but yours J, you know that?" he frowned slightly and glanced away only for a second before resuming eye contact "you've got feistier over the past years" Joker noted bluntly "I might have to knock that out of you" Harley giggled and reapplied her lipstick "jealously don't get you nowhere Mistah J" he growled quietly and noticed the attack squad leaving the recently landed helicopter "come on you dumb broad let's go"…

While the whole commotion was going off between Captain Boomerang and Dead Shot, Harley and the Joker clung to the outside rail of the helicopter "Mistah J" Harley called over the racket of the propellers of the helicopter and fires being shot in the distance "I don't think I can hold on much longer" The Joker laughed half-heartedly using his spare hand to hold on to Harley's soft, delicate hand "don't worry Harley Girl, if you fall off I can continue with the plan" she pouted slightly which made the Joker howl "ah there's the famous pout, just don't let go you stupid dame" and he said that with a hint of concern within his voice. Just then Boomerang was thrown from the helicopter and left on Arkham Island declaring his revenge on Dead Shot, "Yahtzee" both Harley and Joker shouted in unison. "Are you ready to go in and cause a little commotion Harley Dear" she laughed madly which warmed a laugh from The Joker too…