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A Final Fantasy Valentine's Day
Author's Notes- Part two of the holiday series, read the first part "A Final Fantasy New Year or this won't make a lot of sense...I don't own any FF8 characters blah blah blah. Seifer fans may not like this. :) PG13 for content
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What happened at New Year's:
Rinoa is pregnant with Squall's kid, Seifer's secret is revealed, he's a bisexual. Quistis stopped taking Riddlen, Irvine and Selphie are...well...you know.
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Scene opens in Garden at the ballroom for the Valentine's Day dance, All the students on detention are present.
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Selphie- Move your butts! What do you think I pay you for!?!?
Guy on a ladder-You don't pay us, we're volunteers!
Selphie- Did I say talk? No, get back to work!
Rinoa- Selphie, can I take a break I don't feel well...
Selphie- Too bad! My ass'll be in the fire if you idiots don't get to work!!
Rinoa vomits on the floor and Selphie
Rinoa- unn...oops.
Selphie- WHY DID YOU THROW-UP ON ME!?!?!?!?!?!
Rinoa- I'M PREGANT YOU STUPID BLONDE!!!!!
Selphie- I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!?!?!
Rinoa flips Selphie a bird and walks off
Selphie proceeds to the bathroom to clean up.
Selphie- Just cause I'm leaving doesn't mean you can stop!
Group of guys- Yes, Selphie!
Selphie leaves
Guy on ladder- Run!
All run out
Somewhere else in Garden.
Squall in the psychiatrist's office
Zell strolls in covered in chicken feathers and a wuss sign on his back.
Squall- Hi Zell...Seifer got you?
Zell- Yes, (sobs) for the sixth time today.
Squall- Frankly, Zell I don't give a damn. (walks through door)
Zell- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!...(cries)....Tommorow is another day!!!!!
Dr.Short walks in
Dr.Short- Zell, back already?
Zell- Yes.
Dr.Short- Come on in Chick-er...Zell.
Somewhere else in Garden
Irvine is playing Final Fantasy 7 and is getting his ass kicked by Sephiroth.
Irvine- Shit.....good.....hmm..........shit........DAMMIT, he got me again!
Author- I beat Sephiroth on the second try.
Irvine- Who are you?
Author- I am Card Shark.
Irvine- What kinda name is that?
Card- Does it matter?
Irvine- Can you help me?
Card- Sure. (kicks Irvine in the ass)
Irvine- Ow!
Card- There.
Irvine punches Card Shark
Card- Just for that...you only get to say one word per scene!!!!
Irvine-Crap-
Card- Hahahahahhahahahaha*HACK* ......I gotta stop doing that.
Another place in Garden
Seifer is in the Headmaster's bathroom trying to plunge the mess he made.
Seifer(voice like Barbra Walters)- Stupid hot dogs made me constipated again...and then made me unload with explosive diarrea!!!!
Cid- Good God! What DID you do?
Seifer(voice like Barbra Walters)-Does it matter?
Cid- Well, considering the room is probably perminantly stained!
Seifer(voice like Barbra Walters)- The rancid hot dogs disagree with me.
Cid turns green and throws up on Seifer.
Cid- oops
Seifer(voice like Barbra Walters)- Thanks, for nothing!
Another area of garden during the dance
Quistis- I'm wasted again with no date...(sniff)
Squall walks in
Quistis- Squall you came back!
Squall- No, I need the bathroom key, Rinoa's not feeling well!
Quistis- Here
Squall takes the key and runs
Quistis- Bye my love...SQUALL!!! SQUALL!!!! rips shirt SQUALL!!!!!!!
In the ballroom
Zell- I didn't get too many lines this time!
Irvine- Yeah
Card Shark walks in
Card- I got enough to fill a warehouse! Talks for 3 hours.
Gang (except Irvine)- See you at St.Patrick's day!