Hey peoples! This is a list of… well, the title is fairly self-explanatory. Me and Holly Marie Fowl (sorry, bad grammar) will be co-writing this fic (it was her idea, after all!)- I think we're doing one chapter each. This one is mine (duh.) [i.e. MajorSamanthaCarter- MSC for short.]. Please leave a review at the end, all suggestions and funny stories are welcome!
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You know you're obsessed with Bones when…
-You and your friends all have Bones nicknames for each other, and name any people they don't really like after the victims (e.g. Mr Ed.)
-You also name inanimate objects after Bones characters (my friends have two key-ring teddy bears called Russ and Ripley, and I named a toy we found at a holiday house Charlie-Parker [see Stargate for the 'Charlie' part]. My friend and I had to leave it there, but we attached a note saying 'My name is Charlie-Parker. Ask me how I can solve this case.' (From man in the cell, I think… with Howard Epps. *shudders*))
-The day after the latest Bones episode, the first thing you do when you get to school is discuss it, in detail, from beginning to end.
-You/your friends can name EVERY SINGLE Bones episode, as well as being able to tell you what happened in it and a quote. This includes episodes that haven't been shown on TV yet. [Yes, my friends can actually do that!]
-You all get really excited in the days leading up to the next Bones episode (all 6 of them- days, I mean!)
-You ask all your teachers whether or not they watch Bones; if the answer is yes, they are immediately elevated to 'favourite teacher' status. If they say no, you tell them that they should watch it, and then give them channel, date and time.
-You giggle every time a certain teacher walks by because he looks suspiciously like Hodgins, and then ask him whether he watches Bones.
-You can quote at least 2 funny sayings from every character, and (more often than not) one from every episode.
-You screamed out loud, then started jumping up and down while clapping your hands and giggling uncontrollably at 'The Kiss' in Santa in the Slush.
-You get really excited every time Bones and Booth have a 'shippy moment'.
-Then you learn said moment off by heart so you can quote it to friends and non-believers
-You cried when Zack left, and even now you still get sniffles over it.
-You also cried when Booth sort-of died.
-Every Monday night (which is when Bones is on, here in the land of Oz) you have to tape Bones because your parents won't let you stay up that late, and then get up at 6:00 the next morning so you can watch it before school.
-You own seasons 1 & 2 on DVD, and will buy season 3 the day it comes out.
-You have seen every episode (that you have on DVD) at least twice.
-You have a little book in which you write funny/shippy quotes from Bones.
-You judge all other couples using Brennan/Booth
-You and your friends have a 'hatred list' consisting of all the people who have gone out with Bones or Booth (on the basis that they are meant to be together and everyone else should just butt out).
-you and your friends watched an ENTIRE season and a bit in ONE NIGHT [back-to-back episodes all the way… But I wasn't actually there! I had something on… that was depressing. :( ]
-you write fanfiction obsessively, most of which involves Booth and Brennan getting together, or Angela and Hodgins… GAH! I can't believe they broke up! :(
-you get in trouble from your teachers because you talk about Bones during class
Woo! That is all I think of for the moment… hang tight for HMF's chapter, up next on FF! And don't forget to review…!
:D MSC