Summery: China has some….interesting news for America. That's all I'm saying, no spoiler alerts! Rated T

Pairing: America x China

Warnings: Boy x Boy don't like don't read, human names used

Yea~, I thought this up while I was in Global studies (history) when learning about ancient China. I wrote the whole thing in my head and kept laughing and everyone stared at me like I was crazy and it probably bumped me down the social ladder but who gives a damn! AMECHU IS WORTH IT! Now I'm gonna listen to a sappy song! Actually scratch that I'll listen to Jai Ho by the Pussycat dolls just because.

'Aw man! I'm such an idiot!'

China thought as he was making his way down to America's office. Boy was Alfred in for a surprise! But how was Yao going to explain? Like "Hey Alfred! You know that thing we started doing a few months ago? Man that stuff is fun! Ain't it? By the way, did England ever give you a talk about the birds and bees?". Oh yeah! He was an idiot! Just because he allowed Alfred to top doesn't mean this should happen to him! All too soon he made it to Alfred's office. He took a deep breath and opened the door. Inside America was sitting at his desk doing some paperwork (which looked long over due) while listening to country music. As soon as China stepped forward America looked up and smiled.

"'Sup China!"

Alfred got up and walked over to give Yao a hug but was stopped quickly.

"No hugs!"

Alfred raised an eyebrow. "Why not? You always like my hugs!"

Yao blushed deeply so Alfred knew something was up.

"Yao. Is something wrong?"

Good question. But Yao shook his head franticly putting his hands up in defense. "No! No! It's just that if you hug me like you normally do it might hurt!"

OK! Now America was confused. "What do you mean? China is there something I should know?" he said with a stern look.

China nodded. "Yes, there is something you should know."

Alfred nodded, gesturing for China to continue.

"Well…..did you ever…um….consider things while we are together doing…um…."

Alfred raised an eyebrow, but shrugged not knowing the exact answer.

"Alright. Um…well, did you ever get the talk about the…"birds and the bees"?"

"Well of course but what does it have to do with…." Alfred raised both eyebrows and his jaw dropped slightly without any distinct emotion on his face. A mixture of excitement, worry, and shock. "China…are you?"

China blushed furiously, but nodded.

At this Alfred's jaw dropped and did what any other normal man would do. He fell backwards fainting.

"OH MY GOD AMERICA!" China ran to the boy's side immediately checking for a pulse. All of the sudden Alfred started laughing slightly (and if you looked closely you could see small tears, tears of joy). He opened his eyes and looked up at Yao with a gentle smile. He reached his hand up and brushed his finger tips down the others cheek. Yao's soft skin never got old.

"You're having a baby?"

China pursed his lips, but nodded blushing.

"And its mine?"

At this China lightly hit America, but smiled and nodded. America sat up and kissed China gently, so of course Yao kissed back. When they separated Alfred gently hugged Yao. After a while Alfred laid a hand on Yao's stomach.

"My baby, our baby, is in there. Isn't it?"

Yao nodded. Alfred smiled more and kissed the section of Yao's stomach they were referring to and looked up at China.

"I love you."

China smiled, tears now running down his face.

"I love you to Měiguó."

BAWWW~! HAPPY ENDING! It was quick and sweet! So yea, I probably should've put an mpreg warning but that would ruin the surprise! Sooooo….what do you think? I know its kinda lame but give me some credit. I actually took time out my life for this! Now I better get off before my sister has a hissy fit.