Another random one for the Brusome book set : )
So let's go, go, go, baby!
(PS if you don't like utter randomness, find a different story…)
You have been warned!
Another eventful brawl tournament; everyone had a pack of pretty pink bunny plasters at the ready (apart from Mario, pink and red is so clique) and they were all congratulating the winner, Sonic the Hedgehog. But, however, this wasn't very popular between the brawlers.
"I should have won! Stupid Wario and his amazing fart, I almost died!"
"What? How did he win? He has never been in this game before! Bitch."
"If my purple Pikmin hadn't gone a diet, I would have won. Grr…"
From out of nowhere, the booming banging voice of Master Hand overtook everybody's conscience.
"Brawlers!" He screamed, worse than Jigglypuff's singing, "I have an announcement! Next week's tournament has been cancelled, this was not of my choice, and it isn't my fault that my holiday to, erm, Hawaii, is next week! With a lot of sexy hand's without gloves! Wit woo! Anyway, ciao, my poor little thespians, while I'm off to, la la la, Hawaii!"
"No, no way! Dude! That ain't cool, me bruv!"
"Cut it out Olimar, you're not cool, you're not hip!"
"Excuuuuuuse me! I think you'll find that I am indeed cool, Lucas! Brap."
"Immature."
"Shut you're mouth, Marth. You're the one who screams when your Pop Tart pops!"
"Nyeh!" (interesting word for a raspberry, huh?)
"Hello? Guys?" Peach screamed, "We'll find something to do . . . One way or another, as a matter of fact, I know exactly what! I've written a list!" As she explained, she popped a handy dandy little notebook out of her pocket.
"Oh, great," Zelda moaned, "It isn't picking peaches is it?"
"Erm," Peach hesitated, crossing that idea off the list.
"Is it cleaning off your umbrella collection?" Snake proclaimed, lifting an eyebrow.
"Pfft, pfft, no way!" Peach stuttered, crossing that off the list.
"Oh, wait, do we have to assist Toad in recreating a life-size model of his mushroom kingdom out of mushrooms?" Ness piped up, sarcastically.
"ACTUALLY, THE MODEL IS GOING TO BE MADE OUT OF MARSHMELLOWS, SO IN YOUR FACE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF WARIO POO THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT, NOR KNOWS ABOUT, SO TO BE HONEST . . . Please shut your cakehole, darling." said Peach. Ness was utterly lost for words. Peach continued, "So, you didn't want to pick peaches, clean my umbrellas or make a marshmallow model of the mushroom kingdom, so I put forward, that we go CAMPING!"
"Excuse me? That's perfect! Where?" Mario chirped.
"Kirby's Green Greens!" Peach screamed.
"You what? That smelly place with the tree that trys to blow your head off? No thanks!" shouted (Zero Suit) Samus.
"Well, tough titty!" Peach chimed, "You can come with us, or stay here with Wario. Your choice!"
"Perhaps we'll go camping, then. Even on Green Greens..." Samus shivered, at the thought of staying at the Brawl Mansion with Wario, and the week after they won the competition for a years supply of beans as well.
"Wahoo! We're going camping! We're going camping!" said Peach, doing a merry little happy dance, "I devised a list of who's going to do what! Yahoo yahoo!"
Job List YAYAYAYAY!
Peach- Supremo proffesor of all things bright and great
Mario- Assistant xoxoxoxo
Kirby & Jigglypuff- Dancers YAY
Luigi- Get chains
Ike- Check chains
Snake- Tie up Wario to a tree
Olimar- Perform some weird ceremony
Lucas & Ness- Use PK Fire whatsitmajiggah, and then roast Wario on the fire YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!
Other people- Eat, sleep, have fun!
Samus- Pole dance for men (take suit off, because for a while, the author of this thought Samus was a bloke, to be honest)
Link- Stripper for girlies WEEEEEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKKKKKKKKKKKK FO' EVAH!
Jigglypuff- Sing us lullabies"Girls do so not rock forever."
"Don't eat me! FEEEEEEEEEEEEERT!"
"I have to sing AND dance?!?"
"Why does my name have xoxox by it?"
"SHUT UP!" Peach screamed, "I have a smash ball here, and if you're not careful, I will glow like a rainbow and make you all snooze and I will eat lotsa' peaches!"
The arguement continued... PEACH FINAL SMASH!
Do do do do do do do! (music yarrr)
"Sleeping brawlers! Peaches! Yay!" Peach squealed, "We'll set out tomorrow!"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEVIEW!