Crack Pot Wonderland

by wolfdawn

This is a story written for my friend's birthday. I hope that you like it. Break is trapped in Abyss and his sole comfort is writing in a diary about his adventures in Abyss. Alice, having lost her memory is a prisoner of her sister who runs a strip club, Cheshire pees on the furniture all the time and Duke Barma is late for his ballet class with Sharon. brelice and I don't own PH

1. Break's Diary

Chapter 1-Break's Diary.

This is a story that I'm writing in honor of my friends birthday. But if anyone else likes it then feel free to do the usual. (I mean review and follow you bloody pervs!)

19-I don't really care.

I believe it's Wednesday (feels like a Wednesday anyway)

About teatime

Dear Dierey Diaray Die..di...however it's spelt.

Morning:

Am in Abyss. Was sent here by Pandora. Was apparently 'accident' but just so happened to occur after I told Sharon that Alice was 'bigger' than her. Oz said it as well but does she trap him here in abyss? Oh no no no!

Must have been on her period...

Alice was sent here too after seal got broken. I believe she lost her memory (again) and had broken the gateway so we are trapped here. Very clever. Must be all that protein,; it's affecting her mental workings.

Anyway, might as well look for lollipops.

some time later:

Am bored. There are no lollipops and so far two rather rude dolls tried to murder/rape me. Intentions were not clear at the time.

When landed here, landed on left arm and broke it. It doesn't hurt much but I am not right handed so my writing is loopy and all over the place.

about bed time now:

Lollipops. I want a lollipop. it isn't even funny. I'm beginning to hallucinate from lack of sugar intake.

Oh dear.

The dolls are back.

Early afternoon:

Am currently being dragged by feet by dolls. I am fairly certain that I will be gang-banged. They are dragging me over v. bumpy rocks.

Wonder if will have to become a hooker who gets paid in lollies...

Oh dear me.

We are going under ground.

The dolls are dragging me into this cave that I do not like one bit. Also arm of killing me as have been lying on it for most of the way. Emily is jumping around on it too.

Dolls have finished dragging and are now throwing rocks at my head.

One had gone in my eye.

Emily is very peeved. She is jumping up and down on shoulder in agitated fashion. It is rather funny.

Another doll has appeared. He has an eye patch, do not know what this means but I won't care as long as he has lollies. He appeared to be the boss doll. He is muttering at the other in doll language and is now glaring at me.

Oh dear.