Well here it is folks! It's the return of the Poke'mon Quiz show! (Evil laughter) Well unfortunetly, Maria survived or last encounter =( . But I took the liberty of sending her some threatning letters, and for some strange reason she quit. So we have two new hosts =) ! (Yay!) and they are (drumroll) Me and Brock! Boy this sure will be interesting...
Vulpix777: Hi everybody! Welcome to Poke'mon Quiz Show! I'm V7!
Brock: And I'm Brock! (And free tonight!) Today's contestants are Gary,
Giovanni, Tracy *shudder*, Duplica, and... and... Nooooo! THAT NAME!!!!!
(Brock hides in corner)
V7: What the...(checks script) O No! Who in the heck mad Proffeser Ivy
a contestant?!
Maria: HAHAHAHA!!! This shoud be good!
V7: You are SO dead it's not funny!
(starts to beat her to a pulp, and is doing a pretty good job at it
until they drag her to the hospital)
*Sigh* Anyway, we have a fun new feature that will be tested today.
When you give a really stupid answer, you get punished! Demonstration
please!
A giant anvil falls out of nowhere and lands on Tracy, squishing him
flat
Tracy: The...pain...
Brock: (Glaring at Ivy) Well let's get started, first question is what
is Pikachu's favorite food.
Gary: Pikachu is a mouse poke'mon... it must like cheese!
V7: Ummm... wrong!
(Pikachu with a cattle prod walks up behind Gary turnig it on hi power,
jabs Gary in the butt with it.)
Gary: YAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *sizzle sizzle*
Giovanni: MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! Team Rocket shall take over the world!!!
V7: Okay... what about you Duplica?
Duplica: Okay... what about you Duplica?
Tracy: Ow...my head...
V7: I know I should'nt but...I just can't help myself!
(pulls a cord, causing a door to open behind Tracy, releasing a swarm
of angry beedrills.)
Tracy: Help!!! I'm allergic! Ow! Ow! OW!
Brock: If your waiting for me to ask *her* don't hold your breath!
Ivy: Get over yourself.
Brock: Well at least I'm not heartless!
Ivy: Flirt!
Brock: You call that an insalt?
(Grabs a cord and pulls it making a trap door open under Ivy, wich she
falls into.)
Ivy: Hey, Its all wet down here...
Giant Gyarados in the Pit: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Ivy: YAAAHHHHHHH! HEEEEEELLLLLP MEEEEEE!!!!
Brock and V7: Ha ha hahaha!
Sene ends on Gary twitching on the floor, Giovanni laughing
insanely, Tracy gagging because his throut is swollen, Ivy is...
in little pieces all over the place, V7, Brock, and the Giant Gyrados
in the Pit laughing uncontrollably, and Duplica stares at all the
crazy people.
Okay, that wasn't as funny as the first one I have to admit,
but it was nice, Tracy dead, (well he's not dead yet but i'm not
taken him to the hospital, are *you*) and Ivy is in little pieces...
that just makes *my* day.
