I don't know why, but all of a sudden I REALLY had to type this idea out. Nothing else seemed to go right with this still in my head. SO! I started typing.
I'm not sure how long it will turn out. But I don't think it will be too long.
I've recently been turned into a Bixanna fan by fairytailsbluepanda (You should read her work, she's really good!)..
And been reading up on a LOT of Bixanna fanfics. This thing popped into my head, wondering why noone thought of it sooner? (Or maybe I just haven't found it yet)
I hope you enjoy!

Disclamer: I do not own Hiro Mashima's wonderfull work of art called Fairy Tail.


"Li- Lisanna?!"

She heard her name being called as she came to. Everything was black around her and her head was throbbing.

"Lisanna! Please wake up!"

She heard the urgence and concern in the familiar voice

Lisanna moaned a low 'ugh' as she got up and slowly opened her eyes.
She tried to look at the source of the soft voice, only to notice she couldn't see clearly, something was shielding her eyes. Bars?

She sat up straight, leaning on one hand and brought her other hand to the back of her head. Only to feel pain in her hand as she hit something hard.

Her eyes sprang open as she noticed something deadly wrong with the feeling of the hardness.
Looking trough the bars that where in front of her view, she saw something that startled her even more.

In front of her was... herself?

She was looking at herself sitting next to her on her butt, her legs next to her and she was leaning forward on her arms. Concern was on her face.

"What the-!" She tried to say. As she cut herself short by slapping a hand in front of her mouth.

This was not her voice. Though she did recognise it. The lowness of it simply startled her as her mind started racing.

She looked at her hands and noticed they where big. Too big for her and manly. Though not to rough.

She then made her hands go towards her head. Again she was obstructed by something hard. A helmet?

It then dawned to her. "Bi-Bi-Bixlow?" She stuttered in her newly found low voice that sounded remarkably like the name she just said.

The Lisanna in front of her chuckled, holding a fist in front of her mouth but nodded.

She then looked sideways. Causing her to do the same.

She remembered he had asked her to come in a mission with him. The two of them, because he needed her powers and because he had never shown much interest in going on a mission with anyone else but the Raijinshuu members, she agreed out of pure curiosity.

The mission included taking out a low level monster with an unknown power. To understand the power he needed her ability to take over animal souls, so they could figured out what it was.

They simply overpowered the small animal to quickly to found out much and when they gave it the ending blow a shockwave came out of it, leaving the fields they were on a blackened look.

They were sitting in the middle of the blackness and noticed all the flowers and grass had gone. It reached about a 10 m radius and it had clearly hit them.

Noticing they weren't in any harm's way she tried to stand up, only to notice she couldn't. Her legs wouldn't move.

"You can't move either, huh?" Her voice asked her.

She looked up at the girl in front of her, who'm she decided she'd just call Bixlow. It would get to weird otherwise.

"What In heaven's name happened?!" She asked him.

"I think we switched bodies." He simply replied.

"Swi-Switched bodies?" She stuttered.

"Don't do that." He pulled a face at her that resembled annoyance. It looked weird on him because she wasn't use to seeing it on her face.

"Don't do what?" She asked him.

"Stutter. It's weird to see me do that. I don't stutter." He looked away again.

"Yeah, well I don't look annoyed like that. So stop doing that yourself." She huffed as she crossed her arms.

He simply stared at her again and then chuckled.

She relaxed a little.

He slowly got up as he tried to keep balance on his feet.

"I think I'm getting the hang of your body now." He said happily.

She tried to do the same. But no avail.

"I'm not." She sighed. "How come you got a hang of it this fast?"

"We'll I'm used to taking over human body's, I guess. Though this feels entirely different." He took a step towards her slowly and reached out a hand.

She took the hand and tried to get up again. She simply pulled him down with her.

"Hey!" He squealed as he landed on top of her.

She chuckled at the squeal. "I didn't know you squealed."

"I didn't either." He looked at her eyes wide. He adjusted herself on her lap. "The sound came out without me knowing so. Interesting."

She looked at him raising an eyebrow. "Well, in any case, I don't think you can pull me up. You're too heavy." She smiled

"You're much talk, you are just too light." He stood up over her and put his hands in his sides with a grin.

"Peppe, Pappa, Pippi, Poppo and Puppu, Come here babies." He said, crossing his arms, still standing towered over her.

Lisanna looked up at him. Noticing he was wearing a skirt. She made a mental note to herself to stop wearing dresses and skirts when she went on missions.

"Skirts!"

"Dresses!"

"Missions!"

"Stop!"

"Stop!"

The babies were now flying around her head enthusiastically.

Bixlow looked down at her an eyebrow raised and grinning. "Well, well."

Lisanna looked away and felt herself get hot in the face.

"I don't know what you where thinking just now, but it looks like they can read your mind and listen to you now." He sounded a bit sad at that last comment but seemed to enjoy it more than mind it.

"Are you going to help me up now? Or are you just going to keep grinning like that and give me wrinkles." She huffed as she tried to stand up once more.

The babies stopped zooming around her head and started to help her get up. Two of them appeared under her armpits pulling her up. "Helping!" they yelled.
Two other where pushing her back. "Grinning! Grinning!" They bounced happily.

The last one appeared under her behind for a last push. "Lisanna!" It yelled

Bixlow had just taken her hand and pulled her up when he stared at the doll that had just said her name.

"They know." She said, also looking at the doll.

Bixlow slowly nodded.

"So, you ready to walk back?" He asked her, turning back to her.

But the minute he had let go of her hand she started to fall backwards again. He quickly grabbed for her arm and pulled it around his neck.

"You know, you're going to bad for my reputation." he sighed, as they slowly started walking back towards civilisation. His other arm surrounding her waist for support

She simply chuckled and allowed him to help her. Babies zooming around the two.


I'm going to have so much fun with this!
Though I must still update my other story...
Oh boy...