Time for a little game that I like to call 20 Questions. Yeah, got the idea from a story I read on fanfiction, well, my friend read it to me sooo yeah. Sorry, I like to get to the point, enjoy

Disclaimer: Me no own Bleach, smart move Kubo-san!

20 Questions With Ichigo Kurosaki

Question 1) What's your favorite number?

"Seven…I'm not stupid enough o fall for that!"

Question 2) Okaaay, moving on, have you ever taken a break from the Shinigami business?

"Shinigami don't get vacations, they get over-time."

Question 3) Who is the most irritating person you know?

"It's between that crazy bastard Grimmjow or my own insane hollow…Shut-up, Shiro!"

Question 4) Uh, is it true you tried to molest Renji during school, in the hallway?

"Damnit NO! I was trying to get him to take off the GIGAI! Damn pervy fangirls…"

Question 5) How do you scowl so much but remain so cute?

"…What the fuck did you just say?"

Question 6) What do you think of Orihime?

"She's a good friend…She can't cook to save her life though."

Question 7) Have you ever been fondled in your sleep by a fangirl?

"…WHAT?! How do you know about that?! I mean…Goddamnit."

Question 8) Sorry, uh, why does Hichigo call you King?

"To irritate the almighty-FUCK out of me, that's why!"

Question 9) Do you like anyone out of your group of friends or enemies?

"I am not entitled to answer such blasphemous questions. Come back when your sanity returns from Timbuktu."

Question 10) Why does Keigo attempt to attack you when he sees you at school?

"Because he tries to get me to go to the arcade. I would love to if Hollows and Arrancars weren't popping up every damn second!"

Question 11) Do you realize Shinji leers at you when you practice with Hiyori?

"Wait, repeat the words that flow from your mouth and confuse me, HUH?"

Question 12) Never mind. When was the last time you slept a full night?

"About three weeks ago when I ran myself into the ground…Hiyori was chasing me and I tripped over one of Rose's comic books and fell, hitting my head on a rock."

Question 13) Right then! Uh, have you ever had a gay experience at camp once?

"Have you ever been sodomized with a bankai?"

Question 14) Why are you so cranky?

"I am not CRANKY!!"

What do you call that!?

"FUCK YOU!"

Question 15) Anyway, have you ever seen Deathnote?

"Yeah, that L guy reminds me of Ulquiorra."

Question 16) Have you ever listened to "Superstar"?

"No, Rukia plays that damn song and dances around with Orihime to it. Whoever made that shall die at the hands of my Getsuga Tensho."

Question 17) Are you feeling lonely right now?

"Are you on crack right now?"

Question 18) Do you need a huuug?

*pulls out Zangetsu*

Question 19) Could you put that down Scowl Berry?

"Nope…ban-kai!"

Question 20) Can I get a ten second head-start?

"Five Seconds…"

And there we are. Now, if you will excuse me, I must run frantically for my life. Please review and you shall get cyber muffins I stole from Hichigo! Ja Mata!