Lost. Confused. Sounds I can barely hear, voices whispering. I can only catch a few words...

"Is ... ready?"

"Eve... seems re... the alterat... holding."

"What... location."

"Forest..."

"Good. Drop him... wake him up."

I gasp, eyes popping wide open. I get up from where I was lying down. I feel myself, arms, legs, head. Everything seems to be there. I check my surrounding. I find myself in a forest, deep in the forest. The sun is up, and seeing it I instantly know its 6:45pm. Wait, how do I know that?

Then I see my body fully. My arms and legs are... covered in the joints with some sort of... metal. I try taking these off, but they are firmly attracted to my body. I also notice some sort of metal device attached to both my arms. Then I feel my head.

"Oh Notch."

Some sort of piece was covering my right eye. Or was my right eye. My head had some sort of device attached to it. It didn't cover my black hair, but was on the right side of my head, covering the ear and the back of my head. I found another device covering the other ear too. Then this metal... thing went down my spine, and I feel some more metal over my heart.

I lifted my shirt up to see my heart.

"Oh..."

I drop my shirt in shock. There was some sort of device covering the area over my heart, metal running from it to the spine, and I notice that right where my heart would be on my chest, was a circle with a red... circle over it.

I then thought "I'm ... changed. From my old body to... this." Then I think:

"What did my old body look like?"

I then realise that I couldn't remember anything from before I was dumped in the middle of the forest.

"Oh no... oh Notch no..."

I began leaning against the tree, then sliding down it when I realise I lost my memory, slowing going into a panic attack.

"Note: Time is now 7:00pm. User is advised to find shelter before mob rising occurs."

There was this text on my vision. Then I see that there was more than that. There was a HUD on my vision, stating hunger, health, inventory, radar, map, location info, potion effect, and hacks. I somehow know what these thing are, know how to use them, know that to open inventory I just say inventory or press the blue button on my left arm, or activate the hacks from the white button on my left arm or saying hack [a hack]. I also know that I can fly, jump infinitely, run really fast, and so on and so forth. These are called hacks according to the built in computer in my brain.

"How do I know all this?" I wonder to myself. Then I said aloud "Oh great, I know how to use things I never seen before, yet know no details to my life whatsoever!" The shock of the computer in my brain was little compared to the fact that I don't know my own life, so I really just accepted it.

"So what now life?" I said aloud, really just moaning to myself.

"Well, it's probably us."

I turn around, see the guys in front of me with armour on and swords drawn, and I realise that life didn't just want me to be miserable, it also stomps on me and destroys any hope of living whatsoever.

"Damit."

AN: Ownership details

Moved because most people accidentally read this bit, think it's bad, and goes out of the fanfic.

This story has no real life characters or any characters based on real life people. If any names seem familiar to you, they are random usernames that I saw online, not of people I know. If any characters in this story have any names that you personally know, it is by random occurrence. Also, I obviously do not own Minecraft. All credits to this game belong to the Mojang team. Thank them for creating this awesome game.

Please review, and I'm not afraid of criticism, so give me any advice you got!