All is fair in love and…Basketball?
Summary: Kuroko is somehow turned into a 5 year old child. Now GOM and Kagami take on the task of trying to take care of him. It turns to be all out war for the GOM, Kagami and even a little bit of Seirin to win Kuroko's affection. Who will win? G.O.M X Kuroko X Kagami ~Fluff~
Warning: Bad language
Disclaimer: I DON'T own KNB! It'll be yaoi if it was :3
Chapter 1: Vanilla Lollipop
The sound of basketballs and sneakers resonating through the basketball court was music to Riko's ears, but was a living hell for the players. "Senpai?" A small bluenett asked from next to Riko.
"OH MY GOD KUROKO, SINCE WHEN WHERE YOU THERE?" Riko jumped and ran all way to the other side of the room panting while she was at it.
"A few minutes" He responded bluntly and headed towards her with a lollipop in his hand. "Anyway senpai, I wanted to tell you in advance that my ex-teammates are coming over"
This time Riko jumped but from excitement. What if they want to play with my team! That will just show how much work we need and how much we improve. Oh I hope they decide to play against us! "I would appreciate if you didn't fangirl, senpai" Kuroko said as placed a vanilla lollipop in his mouth and let melt there. "The team is already tired from the routine from today playing against the GOM is impossible right now"
"Ah, but Kuroko it's the GOM that's coming over!" Riko pouted slightly, but then realized the lollipop in Kuroko mouth as the white stick on the outside moved slightly side to side. "Where did you get that lollipop?"
"Murasakibara-kun gave to me yesterday saying it was a really rare candy" the bluenett sat down on a bench. "I was saving it for today after practice, but I think a sugar rush would help right now, after all I have to deal with Aomine and the rest" Kuroko place a hand on his forehead and rubbed it, preparing for upcoming headache.
"That's understandable, after the Winter Championships, the GOM really did change didn't they. They are nice and aren't thinking like before when they thought they were the strongest, but when they are in all in the same room it gets chaotic" Riko sat down next to Kuroko and place a hand on his shoulder giving him a gentle pat. "But that just means that they really open up to you more than anyone else and really take care of you… like if you were their precious basketball" Riko beamed at Kuroko and in returned he gave a slight phantom smile. "You should feel special, because we, Seirin, too think of you like a precious basketball"
"Thank you senpai" were the words that came from the bluenett as he took the lollipop out of his mouth as it was already finished and shoot for the trash bin making it barely. "Seirin and GOM are my precious basketball as well" his phantom smile turned into a really rare smile that made Riko squeal inwards. I got to see his rare smile! YATA! I wonder what his smiled looked like when he was a kid, I better it was cuter!
PUFF!
A sudden teal colored fog surrounded the bluenett covering him completely. The whole team stopped their hell of a routine and headed over to where Riko and Kuroko were sitting. "Oi Kuroko! Are you okay?" Kagami rushed to help the bluenett, but instead of finding his bluenett teenage friend, he found a 5 year old boy with the same teal color and hair style as Kuroko, and he had also possessed those beautiful teal eyes but showed a bit more emotions than Kuroko's. The small boy stood up with his clothes falling and only the t-shirt that he had on was covering his body 'til his knees and turned his head to the side slightly. K-kawaii~ Were the thoughts of the team.
"Oh my god, you are so cute!" Riko picked the small bluenett and sat him on her lap. "But where is Kuroko?" Riko and the rest had just realized that Kuroko was no were to be found and started looking frantically.
"Eh?" The small boy pointed to himself. "But I'm right here" said the cute and small voice of the Kuroko look-alike. "And why am I, 5 again?" he inspected his body and small hands.
Everyone turned to look at him. "KUROKO!" they shouted. "What happened?"
"I don't know, I just finished eating my vanilla flavored lollipop and this happened" Kuroko explained.
A vanilla flavored lollipop? Wait, could it be… Kiyoshi made his way through the players and stood side Kagami. "What kind of lollipop was it?" Kiyoshi stepped forward and grabbed Kuroko and inspected him himself.
"Um…Murasakibara-kun said it was a super rare vanilla flavored candy and gave it to me yesterday" " Kuroko placed his index finger on his lips as he continued to explain "something called 'Cambio Di Forma'? or something. He said it was the last one in the earth since it was discontinued for unreason"
So it was that one Kiyoshi sighed. "Cambio Di Forma was discontinued from the market because it had a default. Even if it tasted good" Kiyoshi looked straight into Kuroko's eyes. "It changes you to a child, but the company kept it a secret even after it was discontinued" He placed Kuroko on the ground. "To think there was still one"
"Oh my god, but to think this is how Kuroko looked like when he was 5!" Riko suddenly picked up Kuroko again and rubbed her cheek against his. "You're so cute!"
"Itai!" the 5-year old Kuroko whined. "Senpai, please let me go!"
Riko stopped for a second to look at Kuroko straight in the eyes. "No" she then continued to rub her cheek against his. Kuroko then pouted in defeat, his eyes showed slight annoyance. At the same time the whole baseball team had a major nosebleed, the way Kuroko looked when his was a teenager was cute and they could hold their nosebleeds, but now that he is 5- years old that just added it up to cuteness and the team just couldn't hold the nosebleeds like before.
"Kurokocchi~" A high pitch voice boomed into the gym. The doors flung opened to show the GOM behind it with blonde at front. Everyone wiped the blood from their nose quickly. "Eh?" Kise started looking left and right for the short bluenett. "Where's Kurokocchi?" one by one every one of the GOM entered.
"Shut it Kise, your voice gets on my nerves" Aomine said as he hit in the back of Kise's head. "Oi Tetsu! Where are you?!"
"I'm here Kise-kun" A certain 5-year old boy waved at them. "Aomine-kun"
The GOM stood there for a second with a surprised expression and then boomed. "Kuro-chin/Kuroko/Tetsu/Kurokocchi/Tetsuya" They all exclaimed except for Akashi whose voice sounded calm. "How did this happen Tetsuya?" Akashi gracefully made his way through while the others of the GOM pushed and shoved with incredible force to make it front of Kuroko and Riko.
"I eat a vanilla lollipop that Murasakibara-kun gave me yesterday called Cambio Di Forma" Kuroko explained pointing to Murasakibara with his small index finger. "According to Kiyoshi-senpai, that was what made me turn 5 again"
Akashi quickly faced Murasakibara. "Atsushi"
"I-I can e-explain Aka-chin" Murasakibara was sweating bullets and the snacks that he had in his hands were suddenly dropped to the floor. "I didn't t-think that was going to…"
Akashi suddenly smirked and looked straight into Murasakibara. "You get free sweets for the next month" Everyone turned their heads to Akashi and looked at him. Are you serious! "What?" Akashi turned to everyone. "I too wanted to see Kuroko as a child"
"Akashi-kun!" Kuroko proclaimed as he was picked from Riko's lap into Akashi arms, but soon turned his attention to Kiyoshi. "Kiyoshi-senpai, do you any way that this can be cured?"
"Well" Kiyoshi began to scratch the side of his cheek "not really, but the affects sometimes subside and you can turn back to your normal self, but you turn back to your child self again." He paused and then continued. "Although I heard about a rumor of how one of the people affected by the candy turned back when he eat another one just like the one he ate before the transformation, but from what I heard you eat the last one in the entire world"
"Hmm…. Maybe there is still one left" Midorima stepped in. "You see lollipops are usually made in pairs, so if Kuroko has one that means that there's still another one out there"
"Anyway!" Kagami stormed over to Akashi and picked up Kuroko into his own arms and pulled into a gentle embrace. Kuroko grabbed Kagami's shirt and looked at the rest. "We can't just let Kuroko go to his house like this. What will his parents say?"
"Kagamicchi is right. We can't just let Kurokocchi go to his house when he is in his 5 year old body."
"I'll take care of him" pushed his glasses up with his tapped fingers hiding a blush. "It's not like I care or anything" Tsundere… We were the only thoughts of the team.
"No way Midorimacchi, I'm going to take care of Kurokocchi!" Kise pouted
"I'm Tetsu's light, I should be the one to take care of him" Aomine stepped into the argument. Bad move! Everyone knew who was coming next.
"The hell! I'M KUROKO'S LIGHT!" Kagami boomed at Aomine, but was careful not to hurt Kuroko who was still holding tight to his shirt.
"Give up Bakagami" Aomine retorted. "I'm taking care of Tetsu"
"No way I'm not giving Kuroko to anyone" He embraced the petit boy protectively. "Ahomine"
Murasakibara showed a bag of chips to Kuroko. "If Kuro-chin comes with me, you can have all the snacks you want~" He licked his lips.
Akashi soon stepped in and extended his arms to Kuroko. "Come Tetsuya, I have vanilla milkshakes at my house" he smirked at the sudden interest of the boy in free shakes. Milkshakes?! Why did I think of that?!
"Oi!" Hyuga entered in clutch mode. "I'm his team captain, I should take care of him"
"Well" Kiyoshi entered the scene smiling like a goof. "Then I, his adviser, should take care of him".
Soon a fight broke between all of them in Kuroko in the middle of the mess. Riko irritated stood up and made her way to the group. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The whole group fell silent and stared at Riko in surprise except Akashi. "Well…cough… I have a suggestion" Riko continued even from all the stares she was receiving. "How about all 8 of you take care of Kuroko?" said people exchanged glances and then turned their attention to Riko. So they agreed. "All of you guys move to someone's house that's large enough to sustain all of you and take care of Kuroko together." Once again all of them exchanged glances then nodded.
"You stay at my house then" Akashi stated.
"Is that okay with you Kuroko?" Kagami asked as he still had Kuroko in his arms.
"Un." Kuroko beamed. "It'll be fun!" His smile that was so rare ,was so beautiful may it be because seeing him smile is consider a miracle or he was naturally born with just dazzling smile they all couldn't help but have another major nosebleed even Akashi but he grabbed his handkerchief to cover his nose and wipe just in time. Kuroko titled his head to the side with a look that expressed complete confusion. "Is everyone alright?"
"They're just fine Kuroko" Riko waved them off. Kuroko grabbed his own handkerchief and started wiping Kagami's nose and face. Cute~!
THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO GIVE MY KUROKO/TETSU/KUROKOCCHI/TETSUYA/KURO-CHIN TO ANYONE! THIS MEANS WAR!
A/N: Hehe, hoped you guys like it! I write another fanfiction about Shugo Chara called A Whole New World. For those who are already reading it this is just a side story.