You're So Annoying

by Ochi Sakura

AU. Sakura Haruno here, have you ever wondered what it would be like if you worked for one of your best friends, ran all kinds of errands, practically ran his 'love life' or at least the public one, and had a spark of romance mixed in? That's my life.

1. God, you annoy me so much!

A/N Hey everyone! I'm Ochi Sakura, and this is my first ever post *nervous*. Uh, well, I wasn't going to post this because I thought it wasn't ready, but then I thought, 'why not get some feedback on what I should change?'. You know, some constructive criticism? Anyway, here's chapter one of 'You're So Annoying'. Enjoy! Oh and warning, course language... Gomen Nasai!

Disclaimer-- I don't own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does... Oh, but I do own one character, you should be able to tell who. :3

Chapter 1

God, you annoy me so much!

"Have I ever told you how much you piss me off?"

"Huh? What? Wait hold on a- (oh! Sasu-kun! More! Please!)"

"Yeah, uh, respect just dropped from negative 10 to negative 1 trillion!"

"Hn, since when do you care about my love life?"

"Love? Whoa, I- I think I'm gonna hurl! Since when is love involved you bastard?! All you want is a good shag! Not love!"

"Hey, she is under me you know"

"Noooo! I did not need that added to my mental image. Yuck, Karin? That bitchy model?"

"You mean my girlfriend?"

"Oh right, that secret girlfriend of yours… How is she? Sleep with any celebrities lately?"

"('Hold on Karin I'll be back' 'Aww Sasu-kun' 'Sorry') you know you could have called a little later."

"Aww and you could have had your fun later. Look, don't get angry at me, but I thought I'd be a good friend and remind you that you are having dinner with your parents. And that means removing the disgusting scent of Karin got it?"

"Fuck! That's today?"

"Yes baka! Why the hell do you think I called you? To tell you I know who you shag?"

"Not called for!"

"I don't care!"

"Yeah, some friend you are… Wait are you coming? Cause you know mum is probably gonna say 'you should get together, why haven't you gotten together? You look so cute!' and then we'd both end up having to explain how you're like the sister I never had, nor did I want ('Sasu-kun I'm going!' 'K! Later!')"

"Aww off goes one of the fabby secret lovebirds, who are you gonna shag now? Ami? Or was it –"

"Sak! Shut the fu-"

"DON'T swear!"

"Fine, shut the hell up!"

"Huh? What was that? I didn't quite catch that."

"Damn you! Come here!"

"Sasuke Uchiha! I am shocked and appalled! How could you ask me that question? Me?"

"Simple- wait! No! Not- Argh! Come on! Sak!"

"Oh, I think I heard someone ask me something."

"Sa, come here!"

"Whoa, let's throw out all nicknames hey?"

"Ra! Seriously!"

"No!"

"Damn it! Sakura Haruno!"

"…"

"Sak, please come here."

"Ok"

"…"

"Sasuke?"

"…"

"Oh no, Sasuke?! Are you dead?"

"You know if I was dead I wouldn't be answering you"

"Yeah I know but if you didn't answer then I'd have to call superman, or batman, or spider man, to get to your place really quickly so that I could save you if you were choking or something"

"… You will never change will you?"

"Nope!"

"I know your grinning, you know?"

"Yeah… Sadly… Anyway, why do you want me?"

"To help me… Why else?"

"Well…"

"*sigh to the max* I can't believe I talk to you, your worse than the dobe sometimes- seriously!"

"Aww you talk to me cause you love me!"

"…"

"Dude! As a sister!"

"I knew that! I'll see you in 5 minutes."

"What? It takes me 10 to get to your place!"

"Then call superman"

"You-"You bastard you hung up in me! Oh well better get to his place. So I grab my coat, keys and bag, run out the door and into the elevator. Then out the building somehow and find my car. My beautiful cherry red convertible. And drove to Sasuke's flat (more like condo). Oh I totally forgot. I'm Sakura Haruno. I'm 20 years old and am studying to be a doctor but have a sort of part time job as my friend's assistant. I have pink hair (natural) and bright green eyes. Oh and the guy I was talking to on the phone was Sasuke Uchiha. He's 20 as well, and he's the friend I work part time for. He comes from a family of business men and that means he is rich… Damn it… But he and I have known each other since we were four and my 'brother' (Well I am adopted) Naruto Uzumaki has known him since we were four too. We're like the three musketeers. Anyway, more on that later. Sasuke is like the alpha male. Seriously, he exudes manliness and masculinity. Every single girl in the world besides me and my best friends, worship him. He has raven hair, with bangs that frame the sides of his face and cover the top of his eyes (barely). He also has these amazing obsidian irises, anyone could get lost in them (No I don't really think that but ask any other girl who has seen him, and they'll think that). Anyway, he's perfect in every way except for the fact that he's a total player and ass. And you know what's sad? He has this girlfriend right? But he can't tell anyone cause his parents will see her and won't approve, even if he loves her. Well she is a total slut and has slept with practically every single man in Japan- maybe even some other countries too, but mainly Japan. Her name is Karin, the girl Sasuke was 'with'. Anyway, she's a model and like I said sleeps around. Although she seems to be completely in love with Sasuke, but then again, she has to keep it a secret too. Sad but I don't really care seeing as I am very happy with my current boyfriend- Jun- and couldn't care less about Sasuke's. Also I hate Karin. She went to the same school as me in high school and well I wasn't exactly the most popular girl in school. She dated Sasuke for a while, and they seemed serious, but when she met his parents-well let's just say it didn't go to well. Okay, his mum called her a slut, his father said her gene pool was terrible, and his brother said you can tell she's putting it on. So that is basically saying no- but a little meaner. Anyway, he had to break it off with her so that his parents would be happy… And turned into a total player. Every girl he's gone out with is a fangirl, a total whore and will do anything to be in the spotlight with Sasuke. So now, if Sasuke wants to stay with Karin then he has to pretend he's not interested in anyone/ sleep with girls only, no relationship, and keep Karin a secret. It really is a bit sad but, seriously if he really loved her he would grow some balls and stand up to his parents. Really, his brother did that. They didn't like her family (a.k.a. she isn't rich- she works for him) but they did like her as in 'Aww she's so sweet'. And because he loves her so much he stood up to them, and said that he couldn't live without her and he doesn't care if she isn't from some rich family. Now they are married and may be expecting… hehe… But that is so romantic! If Sasuke did that… Crap no! Don't do that Sasuke! Don't! I don't want to see little Karin's running around in the near future!!

Hmm, I guess I'll have to explain more later, cause I'm at his place!

Well, I don't know why he's not answering his door… So… Spare key time!! Okay, I've opened the door and- huh? Where's the bastard? "Sasuke? Oi! Come out where ever you are!"

"I~i~ere~ou~diot!"

"Oh! Ha-ha, ya fool!" And I whacked myself on the head… Yeah major Milfeulle moment. Now I'm walking down the little hall-type thing to his bathroom."Oi, what the hell are you doing?"

"Wha~o~ou~nk?"

"Nani?"

"WH~O~OU~INK?"

"Still can't hear you!" And the sound of running water stopped, and like a minute later I am faced with a very wet- but not in a certain spot… What? He's wearing boxers… Oh his fav pair! Oh right… Creepy…

"I said you idiot, 'what do you think?'"

"Taking a shower!" Big cheesy grin.

"Kami, I'm surrounded by idiots!"

"Oh, I'll just text that to Karin… And only her… I'm not taking offence… I-"

"I fucking get it! Don't send her anything!" Yeah, uh, Uchiha rage? Not a good thing, scary actually… But to me? Hilarious!

"Oh yeah! Did you know that if you grew some balls, you wouldn't have to keep your relationship a secret?" Tee hee. I love insulting his ego!

"What?" Tight expression. Strained voice. Losing self control. Losing patience. Which by the way is a very impressive thing to do. Only myself, Naruto and maybe Ita(Itachi) his brother can achieve a very messed up, angry, Sasuke.

"I said, if you grew some-"

"What. The. Fuck."

"Uh, if you grew-"

"You try standing up to my parents"

"Huh?" Oh no! Cue sad chibi Sasu-chan. Crap!

"Try…"

"Sasuke…" I walked up to him and wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling myself against him whilst looking up at his eyes. "Ita stood up to them… Why can't you… Plus it shows Karin that you really love her."

"I know it would… But… Itachi had it easier" He wrapped his arms around my waist, hugging me to his chest. He rested his head on my shoulder and I could practically feel the pout.

… Okay that was a little weird but… Uh… We're really close? Yeah. Really close… Ugh! I'm getting wet!

"Why, because there was something your parents liked about her?"

He looked up at me with this look that screamed 'duh!'.

"No that wasn't- Of course it's the reason! All mum and dad thought when they first met here was that she was the worst possible choice." Kami, is he out of character or what?

"Then you have to prove how good she really is! Show them all her good points! Prove to them that she is perfect for you! That she makes you happy!" I pulled back a bit to get a clear look at his face… And to show him my big cheesy grin.

"Uh-"Aww! Kawaii! He's all pouty! Aww! If there's anything that can break your heart, it's Sasuke Uchiha looking sad, like really sad. But if there's anything that would make even girls who aren't interested squeal and say very loudly 'kya, kya, kya!', then it's Sasuke Uchiha looking dumbfounded.

"Okay, here's the plan" Yank back, Uchiha looking even more confused… -Wait does he look sad?- Turn, stand triumphantly with right index finger pointing up plus my arm of course.

"Plan? What plan?"

"Operation make the Uchiha's love Karin of course!"

"Right…"

"Anyway, step one is to go to this dinner, see if Karin is somehow brought up, or bring her into the conversation anyway, and see their reaction."

"Yeah and after that?"

"After that we go to work the next day, and I'll talk to you then"

"You haven't figured out step two yet have you?"

"Of course I have! I just don't know how to put it into 'operation' format!"

"Oper-"

"Anyway! Let's go get ready!" And with that I ran into his closet, only to be shocked by an absolutely stunning dress. It was beautiful! It was violet, strapless, and was about an inch above my knees. Oh, plus a gorgeous pair of violet, strappy heels. I gasped but almost instantly realised that the dress and heels must be for Karin. I sighed in defeat, and felt almost sad to think that Sasuke would get Karin something this beautiful, and not get me, one of his best friends, something like this too.

"Oh, you found it." Holy mother of- I swear sometimes I could kill this guy for scaring the crap out of me. And then I remembered the dress. Time to face the music.

"Well, Karin's gonna love it. I think it would actually look good on her. You have good taste for a guy Sa- ow!" He flicked me! In the forehead! Like Ita does to him, but to me instead!"

"Hehe, you idiot. That's not for Karin."

"Huh?" Gasp! "Oh my bleeping god! Your getting serious with someone else?! Pick a freaking woman, man! You can't keep- mmph!" Tch. Bastard.

"Will you shut up for a second?" Wow… He's smiling… Okay not unusual in my case, but still weird. Oh yeah! And he laughed… Chuckled… Whatever!

"Mmhmm!" Translation: Yes!

"Really?" Nod. (He let go off my mouth)"Good. Okay, now before I tell you, you have to promise that you won't scream and glomp me, K?" Well whatever it is it must be good.

"I promise."

"Right. The dress and everything else… Belong to you."

"…" Oh my fecking god! I'm now Irish! No, I mean what happened?

"Sak? Hello?"

"Wh- who are you? What did you do with Sasuke Uchiha?"

"Sak I- Ah, I'm not gonna play along."

"Ha-ha, okay you're Sasu-chan!"

"Na- nani? You're calling me Sasu-chan now?!"

"Yes I am. But, why Sasuke? I mean don't get me wrong, I love it and want it, but really. Why?"

"Uh, because you're having dinner with me too. So are Naruto, and Minato, and Kushina. Remember?"

"Yeah, but…"

"Come on, I have to give you something."

"What like you pity my unfortunate- uh- ness!?"

"What? Minato and Kushina Namikaze are your parents! How are you unfortunate?"

"I refuse to take more money than I have to! Plus they're not my real parents! And what are you talking about? A few minutes ago you were just remembering about dinner and asking me if I was even going!"

"Well I did know, but, I didn't want to remember! And what do you mean they aren't your parents?" Well here's the explanation of why I'm adopted.

"What the fuck? You know they aren't my birth parents! You even know what happened!"

"Huh! Maybe I don't remember! Why don't you tell me again?"

"You little bastard! Fine! I'll remind you! They died when I was four! In a car accident! On the way to the hospital! Cause of a patient! They were fucking doctors! Do you remember that at least?" Damn it! I'm crying!

"Aww, poor you! Why don't you go cry in the fucking corner?!"

"Don't tell me what to do!" Wow, he just raised the anger level by like 5! How easily do we get into fights?

"Don't tell me what to do! Stop fucking telling me what to do! My whole fucking life! You're like my parents! I bet if I were with you they'd tell me to marry you, fuck you senseless, get you pregnant and then they'd finally be happy!"

"Che, of course they would! I'm not a whore! Anyone is better than that slut Karin! Oh yeah, and the only reason I tell you what to do is because you would be some washed up, fucked up loser, who can't survive without someone telling him what to do!"

"You know nothing! I would never be messed up if you weren't in my life! I'd be better off! I'd finally stop hearing this fucking annoying high pitched voice in my head, telling me to dump the fucking love of my life!"

"Do I really annoy you this much…?" Wait, did he just say that he hears my voice in his head?

"Yeah! That fucking much! Why don't you go get fucked and go away!?"

Crap… This has gone too far. If I don't stop it… Everything will go back to the way it was in high school.

"I'll go then… Bye… See you later." Let's see how he reacts. If he doesn't do anything other than storm off, then he doesn't want to talk to me anymore. If he stops me, well, he actually cares. Here goes nothing.

"…"

"Or not…"

"Sa-" Yes, he does care! He grabbed my wrist and gently tugged on it. "Sak stop. Don't go. I- I… I want you to say sorry." Oh fuck! No he didn't!

"Hell no you idiot! You're supposed to say sorry! Not me!"

"What are you talking about?" Bastard!

"You started it. You pity me. Even if we were together, the only reason you'd be with me is because you pity me. You always have."

"Sakura."

"Huh?"

"I'm sorry."

"What?"

"I don't repeat myself Sakura, you know that."

"Well then, maybe I won't accept your apology." Yeah! Go me!

"I, Sasuke Uchiha, apologize to Sakura Haruno, one of my best friends, and someone I don't pity. I mean for crying out loud! I was trying to do something nice for once!"

*Sniff* "Oh, Sasu-chan! I'm sorry too! Thank you for the dress! Thank you so much!"

Yeah? What? I have a soft spot for him! Plus it's not every day that Sasuke Uchiha says sorry… Seriously… Rare event. He has to have done something really bad for that to happen. Anyway, we made up, got ready for dinner and happily got into his car (A lambougini, he is so rich it's not fair! Those things cost like half a million dollars!)at 6:45 to head to his parents place. Wait scratch that, I happily jumped into his car.

Pulling up at the Uchiha mansion (I am being absolutely serious), I grinned at Sasuke and said, "So Sasu-chan, ready for hell?"

"Fuck no." Nice. I can already see how this is gonna play out.

"Oi, swear and you will suffer the wrath of your mum!"

"Damn it!"

"Okay, slightly better, but really-"

"Sak, let's just get this over and done wi-"

"TEME!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, fucking hell!" Yeah… Uh, strange right?

"Hey Sakura-chan! Sup? Oi, teme, why are you and Sakura-chan together? You didn't dump Karin did you? Oh wait I remember now, you pretended to forget dinner to get Sakura-chan to come to your place so you could give her that dress! Oh Sakura-chan! You look awesome!! Hey, Hinata-chan said to tell you she said hi! And apparently Neji said that too. They both said that you have to catch up! And I want to catch up too Sakura-chan! I feel so left out cause you two keep hanging out, 'ttebayo!" Yeah, that's my brother. And he usually says a lot of random stuff like that, wait, no, worse than that, but I must add, he said 'apparently'. That's a big word for him.

"Dobe, I swear I will fucking-"

"Foolish ototou, the last time I checked you two were best friends. What happened to that?"

"Hey Ita. They are still best friends but you know how Sasuke is around Naruto, and vice versa. They piss each other of so badly."

"Haha, yes, I remember."

"Ita! Oh hey Saku-chan! How are you?"

"Oh I'm great Mizuki! How are you?"

"Oh, same as usual, but a little on edge"

"Huh? Why?"

"I might be you-know-what"

"Hontou? Demo, that's a great thing!"

"Of course and I'd be so happy, but, I don't know what Ita would think"

"Oh, he'd be ecstatic! He loves you so much! He'd probably be a little more protective of you though… I know that most Uchiha get like that…"

"Oh?"

"Well, Ita told me once that if he found out that you were pregnant, he'd be so happy, but he was worried that he might get a little overprotective, and that you'd get upset with him"

"Aww, I have to tell him! Right now!"

"Go for it girl!" Anyway that was Mizuki Uchiha, a.k.a. Ita's beloved wife. They are so cute together! But I must say that while I was talking with Mizuki, we started walking towards the door, and, well I suddenly am being pulled back by an unknown force! Eh, just kidding… Sasuke can be a total bastard. Anyway, pulling back?

"Sak- Look don't mention anything okay? I want this to go like it normally would… No mentioning you know who, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know…"

"I mean it." Well the guy really has to get some balls, I mean seriously! Oh but little did I know it wouldn't even matter in little more than 24 hours.

A/N So that's it... Okay, before you say anything, I know, the fight was seriously lame... 'Note to self- Must edit'. But aside from that, please tell me what you think. Arigato.