Okay this is my number one idea in my head, and this is gonna be one of my so far favorite ideas ever,and I think its pure genius,well maybe because I love poptart, but I don't give a fudge!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail!
"Give me the box!" I yell.
"No its mine!" said the pink guy!'
"Give it to me!" I said back.
"No!" He said, and apparently we ripped the pop tart box apart, and store manager was furious. You're probably wondering what the heck is going? Am I right? Then I'll start from the beginning.
Earlier~~~~
Date:3/9/15, Time: 8:30:02 AM: Location: Laboratory Of Resources, Magnolia, Fiore.
Okay hello my name is Lucy Heartfilia, and I'm a scientist, and I'm in love with pop tarts, I think it is natural to be in love, but people think its odd for me to be in love with some diabetic food for the morning, but hey, what the heart wants it gets what it gets. I'm a very honored scientist in this facility, I work with the police department for researching proper dna samples of anything that can lead to finding the criminal. All day I worked my butt off, and I went inside to the break room and went to the pantry, and looked for my pop tarts, I only had four boxes left, and I took two packs, and went back to the lab. Then something hit me. I thought to myself for a moment...
What if pop tarts can talk and be alive? I thought, and I stood still then I quickly got back to the break room, and got all my strawberry pop tarts, and went to the chemical room, and found some chemicals that I thought would work.
This was pure genius! I'm gonna be rich! And I'm gonna have my own living pop tart! Muhahahha! I know I was wasting my precious pop tarts but it was in good use. I poured in the first chemical,and it started to foam, and by the time it was done, the poptart totally disintegrated. I cried for my lost pop tart, it was such a devastating moment for me losing such a beautiful pop tart, oh it hurts!
After my over dramatic moment, I went back to work, and got another pop tart, and took out this glowy thing in it and it had a number in it F-67.I think this was a chemical I wasn't suppose to touch, so I put it back. I don't want some zombie apocalypse happening, like I'll be the first to be one to be infected! And so I kept trying and trying, and trying until I ran out of pop tarts. Nooooooooooooooooo!
Date:3/9/15, Time 8:47:36 PM: Location: Road, Magnolia, Fiore.
I quickly got in my car and drove to the nearest supermarket, it was at least fifteen minutes away, and I drove as fast as I could. I hope I don't get a ticket for driving so fast, but my car is badass as it looks, its better than those old Ford cars! Hahahha! Ah-hem! I mean they're better, I feel like I need to see psychologist. But my car is slick, I always wanted this car ever since middle school and I finally got it! Also with the help from my dad who is a CEO, and was disappointed when I wanted to become a scientist, but he approved. I'm single, and I'm 28 years old, I need to be in a relationship. I'm getting off topic again, but anyways about the car, I have a Aston Martin 0ne-77. Oh boy how I love this car, as much as I love pop tarts.
Date:3/9/15, Time 9:02:14 PM: Location: Ace Supermarket, Magnolia, Fiore.
I quickly went inside the supermarket, only a handful of people were inside, of course? I quickly went to the aisle where pop tarts are usually located, and there I saw this pink head guy, taking the LAST STRAWBERRY POP TART! I quickly ran up to him and tried to get back the item that was totally mine, and thus is how everything started.
"Give me the box!" I yell.
"No its mine!" said the pink guy!'
"Give it to me!" I said back.
"No!" He said, and apparently we ripped the pop tart box apart, pop tarts were everywhere! Oh the precious pop tarts (TToTT)!Not only that the store manager was furious. Then we where taken in the management office, and we were forced to sit down and explain everything! I don't need to explain anything! That pop tart box was rightfully mine!
"I don't need to explain anything," I say confidently.
"Yeah!" the pinkie said.
"Well? Then who's gonna pay for box!" He exclaimed, well someone is cranky today.
"I will," I say.
"Yeah, I think thats fine, since pharmacy girl was the one who ripped it!" Pinkie said, pharmacy girl?! Oh I still have a lab coat on... Pharmacy girl? Pharmacy girl? I'm a fucking scientist for god sake I do work in a pharmacy, now I was the one who's furious.
"For your information, I do not work in a pharmacy, and see this!" I said pointing at my pin, and had my name on it.
"Yeah what about it?" Pinkie says, wow jerk alert.
"I work for the Laboratory of Resources, and I'm a scientist there, so don't call me pharmacy girl when you don't even know where I work Pinkie!" I said back.
"Hey, its salmon okay, and right back at ya! You don't even know who I am!" Pinkie said back.
"And what's that?" I ask.
"A captain in the police force!" Pinkie said back, yeah like I'm gonna believe in that!
"Yeah what about it?" I say the same words as his earlier.
"That means do you want to get arrested?" He says, and showed me his badge.
"Officer,you can't arrest me unless I have broken the law," I said back, I'm not smart for nothing.
"Tch, well played pharmacy girl..." Pinkie says, he still calls me that stupid nickname, call me crazy, but I really wanna drown that pink, salmon whatever colored haired guy in a tank full of sharks, even though sharks totally won't eat it because he has pink hair, and they'll just think its some guy who was swimming in ocean losing his trunks.
"Whatever- How much for the box?" I ask.
"1.98 Jewls," the man says, what? I could pay less in a gas station, but I was kinda the cause of it and so... I took out my pop tart wallet,and gave the man the money.
"Thank you," then man said, but there was no sincerity in it.
"Well see you around pharmacy girl," Pinkie says and stood up, and so did I. We walked out of the office together, and I went to the same aisle and the pop tarts were still there and I started picking them. You shall never waist good pop tarts. Then Pinkie went in front of me.
"You really have no shame in you." He says, like I care.
"I don't care, and plus I was suppose to do an experiment with these..." I said back, then he gave me a really weird look "What?"
"Really pop tarts?" He asks.
"Something wrong with that?" I ask.
"No... But seriously?" He says.
"I'm not even gonna bother," I said and got up, and left the supermarket only to be followed by the pink haired man. "Uh... can you not follow me?"
"What do you mean follow you, my car is over there," He said, and pointed at the car next to mine... Awkward... Then we silently went to out cars, and I glared at him.
"My car is better," I said and said Hmph! At the end, then went inside my car. He had this disbelief look on his face, and I smirked, but his car is not half bad. For being an officer in the Police Force, he has nice Spyder. Well all I know is I will never see him again. Then I started my car, and drove away.
Date: 3/10/15, Time 12:45:56 AM: Location: Laboratory of Resources, Magnolia, Fiore.
I did it! I created a living pop tart!
Date: 3/10/15, Time: 2:01:47 AM: Location: Strawberry Apartment, Magnolia, Fiore.
I can't sleep at all, and my pop tart us so adorable, it talks like this " I wove ruuu!" Its so f'in cute.
Date:3/10/15, Time:4:45:09 AM: Location: Strawberry Apartment, Magnolia,Fiore.
I still can't sleep might as well get ready for work! You know what they say the earltt bird gets the first worm, except that I'm not a bird... And why would I eat worms even though they help the Earth keeps it rich soil, and contains many proteins that can help you survive in a jungle. I still won't eat it, I'm such a pussy...
Date:3/19/15, Time: 9:76:23 AM: Location: Police Department of Magnolia, Magnolia,Fiore.
I brought my favorite Plue today with me, yes, that's right, I named my living pop tart Plue, I think it's adorable! I fed him skittles and he seems to like them, oh how much I love my Plue! I went in the counter and asks if I was needed today, she told me to go to Chief of the department, and so I did, my little Plue inside of my pocket, it was such a charm,I knocked on the door, and I was ordered to come in, and there I saw it...
PINKIE
PINKIE
He was also shocked seeing me, and then the chief coughed, and then said.
"I brought you up here today Heartfilia because you will be partnering up with Dragneel for the next cases," He said.
SHIT
Thats all... I know its so short... But eh- I did meh best on it, hopefully it was a good first chapter!
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