A/N After reading I'll Cover Angel And Collins's Like a good neighbor, state farm is there fanfic, I decided to make a collection of commercial-based drabbles. All credit goes to Angels. I don't own any of these commercials or companies.

"Oxi Clean- Gets The Tough Stains Out, Fast!"

"Liars," Mike muttered, frowning at the red cherry-ice cream stain on his jeans.

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"Hey, Dad," Jo asked, looking up from her history homework. "I'm having brunch with Jessica, that girl on my track team."

"Who?" he asked.

"Jessica. You know, brunette, short, big nose..."

"Who?"

"Seriously, you've met her like three times."

"Who?"

Jo groaned and resumed her homework. Some Dads just weren't so wise.

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"The Ulimate Detangling Brush removes all tangles, with no pain or ripped strands!"

"Yeah right!" Zoey yelled angrily, staring at her Detangling Brush, which was full of hundreds of red strands of hair.

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"Hots Huez! Instant vibrant color that stays!"

"Fuck this," Gwen threw the small hair chalk container on the counter and walked out of the room, nose in the air.

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"Flip, Flip, Flip your Flipeez!"
"It doesn't work!" Cameron whined, as his stuffed animal hat failed to move when he pulled at the fabric.

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"The Fisher Price Kid-Tough Waterproof Camera!"

Sierra fell to her knees and cried as her baby-pink camera sparked after falling in the sink.

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"NO! STAY WITH ME, STUFFED FRIEND!" Brick screamed in panic as his Flashlight Friend began to flicker.

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Dawn was tramatized for life when her birdhouse made from a Birdhouse Kit from Home Depot collasped on the family of birds who had nested there.

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Scott uttered every curse word he knew when his Expandable Hose failed to expand to the other side of the house.

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B looked pissed as his Air Hogs Helicopter fell to the ground after five seconds of being airborne. He shrugged and went to continue building his jet.

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'MY PASSWORD JOURNAL WON'T OPEN'!?" Heather screamed as she said the password over and over. The pre-recorded fail message played on an infinate loop- "FUCK YOU!"

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Mr. Coconut kept that dopey grin as his skin still flaked after using the Dove Beauty Bar over 30 times.

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"NO!" Harold screamed as his Nerf Gun jammed. He reluctantly accepted his fate as a fellow nerd hit him with a foam sword.

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"YOU BETTER GET ON MY BEAUTIFUL CURVES, YOU FABRIC FROM HELL!" Leshawna screeched as she tried in vain to tug on her One Size Fits All Jeans.

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Cody screamed as he spat the Juicy Drop Pop candy liquid from his mouth. "IT LOOKED SO MUCH EASIER IN THE COMMERCIAL!"

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Okay, that last one was inspired by Total Drama Drabbles. If you review, I'll write more.

Okay, I'll write regardless, but still. It helps to have inspiratation.

Oh, and if you go to the Ultimate Detangling Brush website, in the corner it asks if you're ordering from Canada. I find that unintentionally hilarious.

As I said before, I do not own these companies. Just making sure I can't be sued because I'm writing these things LOL