Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King.
A/N: Oh, Shaman King...you will always have a special place in my heart. One of the first mangas I ever got into...!
It took about five hours after meeting Hana Asakura for the first time that something in the back of Horohoro's mind just clicked.
"OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE YOH AND ANNA'S SON?!!!"
The six-year-old blonde tossed a haughty glare in Horohoro's direction. "Yeah. I am. Why are you making such a big deal out of it all of the sudden?"
"Yeah! What the hell, man?!" Chocolove added in. Ryu, Lyserg and Ren all waited in silence to hear Horohoro's response. A gentle breeze passed overhead.
"It's...it's just," Horohoro stuttered, "If Hana is here, in this world, in our reality...that would mean...it would mean...IT WOULD MEAN THAT YOH AND ANNA HAD SEX!!!!"
"OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS, YOU IDIOT!!!" The others all yelled in perfect unison.
"That's how I got my kid too, you dumbass!" Ren spoke up, lifting his silver-haired baby over his head for all to see, "It's because Jeanne and I had unprotected sex!! That's how a woman becomes pregnant, and when 8 months or so have passed, she gives birth to a child! Don't you even know the basics of sex ed., you simpleton?!"
Horohoro waved his hands in front of him frantically to calm the angered crowd. "No! I understand at least that much about reproducing! Of course I do! Hell, I might be expecting a kid soon one of these days, too! It's just...oh my god, I can NEVER imagine Yoh and Anna doing something like that!!"
"I definitely can. Anna would be on top, of course." Ren blandly replied.
Chocolove and Lyserg both nodded in agreement. "Yup...Anna is the seme..."
"Seme...?" Hana asked aloud.
"There'd probably be whips and bondage involved...alot of it..." Lyserg mumbled, shivering to himself at the very thought of what torture poor Yoh must have gone through to obtain sexual pleasure.
"Bondage...?"
"Wait a minute, guys! I thought 'seme' was only a term for yaoi pairings..." Horohoro hastily pointed out.
"Yaoi...?"
"Meh...judging from her tomboyish personality and abnormally overwhelming physical prowess, Anna could be a transvestite for all we know..." Chocolove shrugged.
"Transvestite...?"
"I still find it really hard to believe, though...I mean...man, Yoh and Anna having sex...what a scene THAT'D be..." Horohoro concluded, shaking his head in disbelief.
Letting out a disgruntled sigh, Hana crossed his arms across his tiny chest. 'Dammit! I wish I was older so I could understand just what the hell they're talking about!!' He had no idea just how lucky he really was to have been clueless at that moment.