this is johnny he owns a a five star bar called the character crusade your favorite
characters are known to stop by for a drink they share stories sometimes they share
secrets cause as far as we know what the bartender hears is confidential right?
so i'm sitting in a bar waiting then i see batgirl coming and i was like hi batgirl
she just sits looking a little mopey then i ask hey batgirl what's wrong she just tells me to give
her a monty klein extra scotch i give her one she then says you heard of the killing joke?
i say yes she just says well there's this scene in there that i admit wasn't that good
the most controversial scene i say the sex scene she says yes the thing is that wasn't
on purpose what well see the thing is the creator of that he forced me to do that
otherwise he'd kill me off oh but batman isn't gay is he no he's not it was the director
was gay heck it's isn't even that he goes both ways the director so desperate he would
do anything to get laid i said oh okay yeah he tried to do me and batman at the same
time that bastard did you guys kill him? or beat him up better we shot his balls off oh i
said that's brutal i asked her do you like batman like are you in love with him she says
yes but the thing is he is older then a dead horse oh he is really old but you still love
him right she says not really see i kinda grew out of that phase i heard he is in love
with a female robin now is that true she says yeah but Stephanie later got shot who
does he like now she says well to he honest he is kinda still trying to get over it heck
he's become sort of an alcoholic i said oh that's depressing are you still comforting him
she says yeah but he's getting more and more worse i'm worried that he might take his
life oh i say let's just wait and see ok also it's getting really late right now she says
yeah i should probably get home well what's left it i say bye and she left she pays for
her drink and walks i tell ya you see many strange things at the bar you see a lot of
strange things as a bartender that's no lie i swear by it