A Vampire Paradise.
"Yes, its here!" screeched Bella at the bewildered postman standing on the doorstep. He was not accustomed to having overexcited teenage girls dressed head to toe in black wearing a high collared cloak and fangs greeting him on Sunday mornings. He paused for a second watching the girl clawing eagerly at the box with long, red nails, wondering whether he should ask He decided against it and merely held out the form for her to sign. Bella took it from him and scribbled her initials before shoving it back into his hands, lugging the gigantic box into the house and slamming the door.
Bella spent the next ten minutes or so, bit by bit carrying the package up the narrow stairs of the house to her room. Finally she slammed her bedroom door and stood to admire her work so far. Black cloth draped the walls and window. An old, black laundry cupboard Bella had found at the dump stood in one corner, a large cross painted on its lid to resemble her coffin. Candles were positioned on every surface making the room glow eerily. Bella cackled evilly as she tore the cardboard from the large high backed chair. Black, with a red upholstered seat. Bella positioned it in front of the window and went to her dressing table to complete the scene. She picked up a can of red paint and started to add drips from the corner of her mouth. She realised that Edward would probably kill her if he came back and the room was still like this but what else was she supposed to do while he went hunting?
There was a knock on the door and Bella dropped the can of paint making a rather convincing and completely unintentional blood stain on the floor. The knock came again and then Edward's voice from the other side of the door.
"Bella? Bella?" he knocked again. "Your window was black so I came round this way." Bella was frantically trying to cover her room up. She grabbed her quilt from under her bed and threw it over the chair in a panic and started to tare down the hangings on the wall.
"Bella, what's gong on in there?" asked Edward a hint of panic in his voice.
"Nothing, I'll be right out." gasped Bella, flinging her cloak out the window and her fangs under her bed.
"Bella Swan. If you don't come out immediately I'll break this door down." threatened Edward. "One. . ." Bella tried desperately to think of a place to hide her 'Coffin'. "Two. . ." Bella pulled off her fake red nails one by one. "Three." Edward finished and there was an explosion of wood. Edward peered through the newly made hole in the door at his girlfriend, sitting on a coffin with blood dripping from the corner of her mouth, dressed all in black as blood ran along the floor. He gasped.
"Bella! What have you done to Charlie?" Bella gave him a nervous smile.