Luigi's Whorehouse
by malkshake
One day in the Magic Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi had won some gay ass contest. His prize was a whorehouse, man whores already supplied. "Wow this-a is great!" Luigi said to himself "I must tell my gay lover Mario! He will-a love this!". He pulled his glittery cell phone out of his pants and phoned Mario, who was having sex with Yoshi some other place. They agreed to meet at the whorehouse later. Luigi dressed in a kinky leather catsuit and left to go collect his prize. When he arrived at the whorehouse, Mario wasn't there. "That fucking bastard-a!" Luigi shouted in annoyance. Then he shrugged and went in to have some fun. But, as soon as he got in, he saw a ghost. It had large tits. "Holy shit! Female anatomy!" Luigi screamed in horror and covered his eyes.
Just then, some old pedophile bastard came out and sucked the ghost into some faggy machine. "Fuck yoooou!!!" the ghost screamed as it got sucked in. "What the shit was-a that?" asked Luigi. The old man groped him then explained. "That was a Boob. You need to go find Queen Boob in order to save your hot brother" said the old guy. "Where the fuck did-a you come from and how the shit-a do you know this?" Luigi asked. "I have a meth lab right beside this whorehouse. To catch the Boobs, you will need one of my failed inventions, the Cocksucker 3000. Just don't use it on your cock". The old prick handed Luigi the retarded invention, then left to go get high. Luigi set off to rescue Mario.
The Boobs were easy as shit to catch. Along the way, Luigi also found treasure: vibrating dildos, cock rings, nubbly condoms, etc. Finally he met Queen Boob in the master bedroom of the whorehouse. She had the largest tits of all. Mario was tied up bondage style on the bed. She was trying to have sex with him and Mario was screaming at the the thought of a woman doing him. "Fuck you!" Luigi screamed and sucked Queen Boob into the Cocksucker 3000. "Luigi! You saved me!" said Mario happily. Then they made out and tried to use the Cocksucker 3000 on each other's cocks. But unfourtunately the reason the Cocksucker was a failed invention was because it sucked to hard and ripped the cocks off. So Mario and Luigi bled to death. Oh well. They were retards anyways.
The end.