Beware the Vengeful Llama

Beware the Vengeful Llama

Author's Note:  Hi!  This is my first GW fanfic, so please be kind.  I'm not really sure that the llama is exactly vengeful but it sounded nice in the title.  Also, the end bit about Trowa… Um… A friend and I have a joke that Trowa is the disco king.  So…  Yeah.  Don't ask.

Disclaimer:  Not mine.  None of it…  Except maybe the llama.

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"Heero?"

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"Heero!"

…

"HEERO HEERO HEERO HEERO HEE--!!!"

"WHAT is it, Duo?"

"My Gundam sounds funny…"

…

"Heero?  Did you hear that?  I said--"

"I heard you, Duo.  I don't care."

"You're mean, Heero."

"Actually," said Quatre.  "Sandrock has been making strange noises recently.  I'm a bit worried."

Heero would have replied, but his beloved Gundam chose that moment to make an atrocious and almost unidentifiable noise.

"That is an atrocious and almost unidentifiable noise," stated Wufei.  "But I believe that is the sound of… A llama in distress."

…

"A llama, Wufei?" asked Heero.

"Yes.  A llama."

"Soooo," said Duo, "Me, Quatre, and Heero have distressed llamas in our Gundams?"

"Yes."

…

"Did you forget your medication this morning, Wufei?"

"NO!!  I did NOT forget my medication this morning!  I'm not even on any medication!"

"Maybe you should be."

"SHUT UP, MAXWELL!!!  THAT'S THE SOUND OF A LLAMA IN DISTRESS!!!  See for yourselves!"

And so three of the Gundam pilots each turned around to see… A llama in distress sitting behind them.

"Well don't that beat all," said Duo.

"I TOLD you!"

"Hey!  Do you have a llama in distress, Wufei?" asked Quatre.

Wufei looked around and saw… the inside of a Gundam.  "No," he pouted.  Then he screamed, "I do not have a distressed llama!  I am not worthy to pilot Nataku!"

To everyone's amazement Wufei then jumped in a puddle in an attempt to drown himself.

"Well," said Heero.  "That was weird.  Right, Trowa? …Trowa?"

"TROWA TROWA TROWA TROWA TRO--!!!"

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Meanwhile, Trowa was having a great time at the most popular local nightclub's Disco Night.

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Most likely to be continued…