"Dammit Dave..." Terezi groaned as she woke up. Her head was throbbing. The last thing she could remember was Dave about to show her some cool thing he learned how to do or something. He was about to show her when suddenly everything went black.
Terezi sat up and sniffed to find her bearings and was shocked at what she smelled. Wherever she was it didn't smell like the veil.
"Where the hell am I?" she silently asked herself. The room smelled strongly of her teal ocean blood color and relatively empty other than a desk with a husktop and the human bed she was sitting on. Wait, a bed? Why was she on a bed? Where even was she? Was she in a dream bubble? God she was confused!
In the midst of her confusion there was a knock at the door.
"Terezi hurry up! You're going to be late for school!" called someone from outside the door. School? Terezi had heard Dave mention school before, but that's a human thing! She's never had to go to school! And she certainly doesn't remember this ever happening! Which means this can't be a dream bubble. But if this isn't a dream bubble then where the fuck is she? And just what is going on?
Just then Terezi suddenly understood. This must be whatever Dave learned how to do! But why would he send her to Earth? Speaking of which, wasn't Earth destroyed? That means this is either in the past or an alternate universe. Shit, didn't Dave say that humans don't typically react well to aliens? If that's the case Terezi is screwed.
"Fuck." she said, thinking desperately about what to do. Until Dave brings her back she'd have to not be seen or she'd have to wear a disguise. She knows it'll be hard not to be seen so she has no other choice but to hide in plain sight.
Terezi hurriedly sniffed around for something to wear. Fuck! If this is an alternate universe that means there is an alternate version of her! And she doesn't even know what she looks like! She then smells a picture next to the husktop. It was her! Human her that is. Talk about convenient. Fuck, her hair is a delicious orange instead of the tasty licorice black she has! How the hell is she going to pull that off?! She can get the peachy skin color if she has some makeup but hiding the horns and hair are going to be difficult.
Just then Terezi smelled something familiar. It was her dragon cape! And her cane and glasses too! If miracles were real this certainly would be one. It's as if Terezi has all the luck in the world. But we all know that honor belongs to Vriska, or it did, but that's not something of importance right now.
A few minutes later Terezi had a really shitty layer of makeup on and was wearing the cape and her glasses. She put her hood up, hiding a majority of her face and grabbed her cane before walking out of the room.
Outside of the room wasn't much different. It still smelled like her blood color and didn't have much stuff. There was some noise coming from down the hall. When Terezi walked in she realized it was the human kitchen and there were two other people. They both had the same delicious tangy orange hair the human version of herself had and they were both older and taller than her too. One had glasses like hers, the other had square ones. They both turned to look at her, well one did, the other just looked in her general direction.
"DAMN gurl don't tell me you are legit wearin that to school!" said the one with square glasses. Shit, she's human Latula isn't she? Great. Just what Terezi needs. Her radcestor making her feel lame.
"So what if I am? It isn't against the law." Terezi said.
"Well it should be to wear that shizz outside, as cute as it is." said Latula.
"Fuck you." Terezi muttered. She really wasn't in the mood for this shit.
"Haha, woah! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this mornin! Anyways, get your adorbz lil bag an let's go!" Latula said, swinging her backpack over her shoulder.
"Uh. Where is that again?" Terezi asked. She didn't exactly know why she would need a bag but hey, can't have Latula getting suspicious.
"Where you always keep it, by the front door. Man you are actin all kinds of weird this morn, you okay?" asked Latula with a quizzical look.
"Yeah I'm fine. Let's just get this over with already." Terezi answered.
"Okay whatever ya say sis." Latula said as she made her way to the front door. Terezi followed her to the front door. She smelled something wonderful. It was Pyralspite! Then she noticed something different about him. Are those straps and a zipper? Holy shit, Pyralspite was the backpack. It was him. Now he was fun to hug AND he could carry stuff! Terezi gleefully slung it over her shoulder and walked outside.
Hey guys! I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter of this! I'm planning on putting the next chapter out tomorrow so keep watch!