This is what happens when you are an EXTREME Legolas fan and are EXTREMELY
bored! I hope you laugh and have a good time! Be forewarned, this may
include extreme and offending contend Warning: Read at your own risk. Don't
take anything personally, this is just for amusement people. Hope you like
^.~*
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Baby got Elf
(sung to Sir-mix-a-lots Baby got back)
Oh my god,
Look at Legolas's butt
It is so big uhh
He looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends (sorry folks, had to keep this, admit it's pretty funny)
But you know who understands those rap guys
They only talk two him because he looks like a total prostitute
Ok I mean his butt...
It's just so big
Uhh I can't believe its just so round
It's out there
Not so gross
Look
He's just so FINE!
I like Legolas's butt and I cannot lie
You other sisterz can't deny
When that elf walks in with that bow, and hot body
And a round thing in your face you get hot
Want to pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that he is Fine!
An those pointed ears are elvish!
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get wit cha
And do more than take you're picture
My homegirls tried two warn me
But that bod' you got makes me so horny
Ooooooo Long blonde hair
You say you wanna get my benz
Well use me use me cuz u ain't that average blondie
I seen him fighting
To hell with romancing
He' sweat
Wet
He's got it going like a turbo jet
I'm tired of magazines
Seeing dwarves and hobbits are the fling
Cuz the average woman ask her that
She's gotta have that elf
So fans!
YAH!
Fans!
YAH!
Have Legolas in your closet?
HELL YAH!
Smack it
Yah!!!
Smack it
Yah!!!!!
Smack that Legolas!
Baby got elf!
Baby got elf!
I like Legolas thin and hot
And when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an Orc
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get him home and
Uh
Double up
Uh uh
I ain't talking bout elfboy
Those silicon bows are made for toys
I want him real hot and ears pointed
Damsels seem troubled
Begging for a piece of that Elf
So I'm looking at those hobbit toes!
Knocking these Hobbits
Looking like cave trolls
You can have that Frodo
I'll keep my guys like Legolas
A quick word to the those elven brothers!
I wanna get wit cha
I won't cus or hit cha
I gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh. to the break of dawn
Elves got it going on
A lot of damsels won't like this song
Cuz those girls like to hit and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm ready! And I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies
YAH!
Ladies
YAH!
So you wanna have my Legolas
YAH!
Well to bad!
Get lost!
Even hobbit girls got to shout
Baby got elf!
Baby got elf!
Yah baby
When it comes to elves!
Hobbits ain't got nothing to do with my selection
So your boyfriend owns a hobbit hole
Your playing workout tapes by Frodo
But Frodo ain't got a bow on his back
You don't got none unless you got Legolas, Hun
You can have those hobbits or wizards
But just don't take my Legolas!
Some sisterz wanna play that Strider
And tell ya that the elf ain't gold
So they toss him and leave him
And I pull up quick to retrieve him
So Gandalf says you're fat
Well I ain't down wit dat
Cuz you're stomach is built
And you're bod' is hot
And I'm thinking bout . . .(wait you don't want to know)
To the beanpole dames in Gondor
Your boy ain't it miss thing
Give me an elf
I can't resist him
Tie him up and..(ok never mind)
Some girl tried to dis
Cuz Legolas is on my list
They had game
But they chose Strider
And I pull up quick to get wit him
So ladies if your guy is old
And you wanna Legolas clone
Dial 1-900-Legolas
And kick dem nasty thoughts
Baby got elf
Baby got elf . . .
* * * * * Well there you go! Hope you like ^.^ Not a bad idea the Legolas clone machine.. And yes everyone is entitled to say that "Legolas is mine!" who isn't? And who doesn't want to? Again don't take anything personally ^_- just enjoy the random insanity.
* * * * *
Baby got Elf
(sung to Sir-mix-a-lots Baby got back)
Oh my god,
Look at Legolas's butt
It is so big uhh
He looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends (sorry folks, had to keep this, admit it's pretty funny)
But you know who understands those rap guys
They only talk two him because he looks like a total prostitute
Ok I mean his butt...
It's just so big
Uhh I can't believe its just so round
It's out there
Not so gross
Look
He's just so FINE!
I like Legolas's butt and I cannot lie
You other sisterz can't deny
When that elf walks in with that bow, and hot body
And a round thing in your face you get hot
Want to pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that he is Fine!
An those pointed ears are elvish!
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get wit cha
And do more than take you're picture
My homegirls tried two warn me
But that bod' you got makes me so horny
Ooooooo Long blonde hair
You say you wanna get my benz
Well use me use me cuz u ain't that average blondie
I seen him fighting
To hell with romancing
He' sweat
Wet
He's got it going like a turbo jet
I'm tired of magazines
Seeing dwarves and hobbits are the fling
Cuz the average woman ask her that
She's gotta have that elf
So fans!
YAH!
Fans!
YAH!
Have Legolas in your closet?
HELL YAH!
Smack it
Yah!!!
Smack it
Yah!!!!!
Smack that Legolas!
Baby got elf!
Baby got elf!
I like Legolas thin and hot
And when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an Orc
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get him home and
Uh
Double up
Uh uh
I ain't talking bout elfboy
Those silicon bows are made for toys
I want him real hot and ears pointed
Damsels seem troubled
Begging for a piece of that Elf
So I'm looking at those hobbit toes!
Knocking these Hobbits
Looking like cave trolls
You can have that Frodo
I'll keep my guys like Legolas
A quick word to the those elven brothers!
I wanna get wit cha
I won't cus or hit cha
I gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh. to the break of dawn
Elves got it going on
A lot of damsels won't like this song
Cuz those girls like to hit and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm ready! And I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies
YAH!
Ladies
YAH!
So you wanna have my Legolas
YAH!
Well to bad!
Get lost!
Even hobbit girls got to shout
Baby got elf!
Baby got elf!
Yah baby
When it comes to elves!
Hobbits ain't got nothing to do with my selection
So your boyfriend owns a hobbit hole
Your playing workout tapes by Frodo
But Frodo ain't got a bow on his back
You don't got none unless you got Legolas, Hun
You can have those hobbits or wizards
But just don't take my Legolas!
Some sisterz wanna play that Strider
And tell ya that the elf ain't gold
So they toss him and leave him
And I pull up quick to retrieve him
So Gandalf says you're fat
Well I ain't down wit dat
Cuz you're stomach is built
And you're bod' is hot
And I'm thinking bout . . .(wait you don't want to know)
To the beanpole dames in Gondor
Your boy ain't it miss thing
Give me an elf
I can't resist him
Tie him up and..(ok never mind)
Some girl tried to dis
Cuz Legolas is on my list
They had game
But they chose Strider
And I pull up quick to get wit him
So ladies if your guy is old
And you wanna Legolas clone
Dial 1-900-Legolas
And kick dem nasty thoughts
Baby got elf
Baby got elf . . .
* * * * * Well there you go! Hope you like ^.^ Not a bad idea the Legolas clone machine.. And yes everyone is entitled to say that "Legolas is mine!" who isn't? And who doesn't want to? Again don't take anything personally ^_- just enjoy the random insanity.