Disclaimer: Hehehehe.... As previously mentioned, no one wants to own anything in this song!
Author's Note: Ah, yes... The Darkness. A cool band who's song, I Believe In A Thing Called Love, was described on American Idol (or was it Canadian) as sounding like 'a chicken being plucked alive'. Anyways, I love the song, and enjoy Hagrid's rendition.
I Believe In A Thing Called No Tubs
Can't explain what makes me hate washing
My feet are in crust overdrive, and the water's sloshing.
Scrubbing you, scrubbing me
Scrubbing you, God, you're scrubbing me
I believe in "No more tubs!"
Just take a whiff of my underarms
There's a chance I might bathe now
But I'd be crying til the sun goes down
I believe in "No more tubs!"
Phew!
I wanna teach every hour, every minute, every day
They didn't sack me for my scent so everything's A.OK!
Scrubbing you, scrubbing me
Scrubbing you, God, you're scrubbing me
I believe in "No more tubs!"
Just take a whiff of my underarms
There's a chance I might bathe now
But I'd be crying til the sun goes down
I believe in "No more tubs!"
Phew!
Hogwarts!
Scrubbing you, scrubbing me
Scrubbing you, God, you're scrubbing me
I believe in "No more tubs!"
Just take a whiff of my underarms
There's a chance I might bathe now
But I'd be crying til the sun goes down
I believe in "No more tubs!"
Phew!
.....Cause I KILLED Fang..... (A/N: P.S, if you haven't heard this song, listen to it! It rocks!)