Oh my god it's been so long since I've written something! Because of that, here's an ever so wizard story I came up with! Yay!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LORD OF THE FLIES OR MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. KAPEESH? GOOD!

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to f—crap, wrong beginning!

One fateful day, six boys were walking through a deserted island for some reason! And they were the weirdest group, see, because the boys were none other than Ralph, Jack, Piggy, Roger, Simon, and Samneric because they're now one person! The sun beat down on their exposed, bare backs as they trudged through the undergrowth.

"Why are we doing this?" Piggy complained.

"Shut up, fatass!" Jack snapped.

"Hey, I thought I made it perfectly clear that my name was Piggy!"

"Guys, let's not get to mad or it might start to rain pies again," Simon cast a worried glance at the overcast sky.

"Simon's right—"

"Ralph, you're only saying that because you have a crush on Simon—"

"OH HELL NAH! SIMON'S MINE BITCH!" Roger gave Jack the head-rotation-and-snap. Jack flinched at the serious movement.

"Sorry," he mumbled.

"Yeah, you better be!"

"Whoa wait!" Ralph came to a halt, as did the other boys, and ran a hand through his blond hair for the four thousandth time. Before them was a DVD and a black laptop. There appeared to be a sticky note on the DVD. Simon curiously picked it up.

"I-"

"Wonder-"

"What-"

"That-"

"Could-"

"Possibly-"

"Be!" Samneric said. Roger, because he's so boss, smacked them upside the head and grinned as they whimpered in pain.

"Guys shut up!" Ralph growled as Simon's green eyes scanned the words on the paper.

"Dear boys," he started, "this is the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I have a lot of men aiming harpoons at you this instant and will stay there until you finish the damn episode. I hope you find this ever so wizard and turn into bronies.

-Roflo" Simon glanced around, trying to find the men that were mentioned in the note, but could find nothing.

"My Little Pony? That show's for girls!" Ralph smacked is hand over Jack's mouth.

"We have to watch it," Piggy commented, cleaning his glasses with his shirt.

"We know, fatass," Roger muttered as he slipped the DVD in the computer. As they watched the show, Simon seemed to be the only one who was into it at first, but slowly all of the boys couldn't take their eyes of the screen as Nightmare Moon tried to destroy the elements of harmony. Roger even thought he saw Jack shed a tear when Twilight explained that Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash were her friends. Once the episode was over, Piggy, Simon, and Samneric burst into applause.

"That was amazing!" Piggy hollered.

"Pshht, no it wasn't," Roger said.

"Come on Roger, you know you loved it," Simon replied.

"Ok fine, I liked it. A lot," he admitted sheepishly.

"Who was your favorite character?" Ralph asked.

"I fucking love Pinkie Pie," Roger smiled.

"Fluttershy was my favorite," Simon added.

"I liked Twilight—" Piggy started.

"Nobody gives a fuck! Oh, and I liked Rainbow Dash," Jack said.

"Ew why? She's a bitch!" Roger made a face.

"I think Applejack's the best," Ralph admitted.

"I-"

"Liked-"

"Rarity-"

"Because-" Samneric couldn't finish because Roger threw a rock at their head and they fell to the floor.

"I wonder if we can watch the next episode?" As Roger said that, another DVD with "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic E3" attached to a small parachute floated down towards the six boys.

THE BOYS ARE BRONIES! BRONIES I SAY! Please review and tell me what you think!